Chris Hemsworth: They have apple pie on planes. Ew. How weird is that?
Tom Hiddleston: Why is that weird, darling?
Chris Hemsworth: I dunno. What if it flew out of Liam's container and tried to force its way into my mouth?
Chris Hemsworth: Only you can do that.
Tom Hiddleston: God damnit, STOP WITH THE VULGARITY BABE
Chris Hemsworth: Are you going to make me stop, daddy?
Tom Hiddleston: In thirty minutes, when the plane lands and we're in my car, yes I will make you.
Chris Hemsworth: PPFFTT. I thought you were supposed to be romantic, Tommy? I'm not making sweet, sweet love with you for the first time in the back of your car.
Tom Hiddleston: Hey, it's not perfect but I don't think I'll be able to keep my hands off you for long
Chris Hemsworth: Wow. You are the poster boy for multiple personalities. I fucking love it.
Chris Hemsworth: Do you want me to get you off?
Tom Hiddleston: I'm surrounded by anxious families. You're sat next to your brother
Chris Hemsworth: Your point is...
Tom Hiddleston: God, you're insufferable
Chris Hemsworth: Hey, that was one of the first things you ever said to me, remember?
Tom Hiddleston: Yes it's still true. I just say it with more affection, now.
Chris Hemsworth: Who would've thunk we'd ever become this, huh?
Tom Hiddleston: I know, I know. I'm literally conceivable moments away from finally holding you.
Chris Hemsworth: There's my romantic baby penguin with his big words and sexy outlook. I'm gonna fuck you so hard
Tom Hiddleston: OH MY GOD, STOP! I JUST FUCKING CHOKED
Chris Hemsworth: Oh, you will choke tonight, daddy
Tom Hiddleston: Stop it. This is so humiliating
Chris Hemsworth: Haha, you're blushing, aren't you? You're probably biting your lip and glancing at everybody with that apologetic squint you're so good at. SO CUTE!
Tom Hiddleston: I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Just hurry up and get here, would you?
Chris Hemsworth: I can't control the plane, baby, or the time. Not long left
Tom Hiddleston: I can't wait!
Chris Hemsworth: Me neither, beautiful. Just eighteen minutes left until we land
Tom Hiddleston: Chris?
Chris Hemsworth: Yes, my pretty?
Tom Hiddleston: Promise you won't ever leave me? I don't think my heart could take it.
Chris Hemsworth: I promise.
Tom Hiddleston: I just don't think you'd find me attractive, Chris. Not in real life.
Chris Hemsworth: Puh-lease, you're hot as fuck. Unless you've managed to lie to me and you're actually a fifty-year old woman, I'll always want you
Tom Hiddleston: You have such a way with words, darling, but thank you. You too
Chris Hemsworth: I have to turn my phone off now. The next time you'll hear from me is when I'm seeing your face!
Tom Hiddleston: Oh god, oh god, oh god, be careful babe, okay? I'll see you soon J eeekkkk
Chris Hemsworth: Haha, I will babe. You too. I LOVE YOU
Tom Hiddleston: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Chris Hemsworth: ALWAYS?
Tom Hiddleston: FOREVER!
