The seven friends sat in the basement. Jackie read the paper while the rest played cards. Jackie suddenly jumped up in excitement.
"Oh, my God, Michael, they opened up a disco." Jackie announced.
"Where at?" Kelso asked interested.
"In Kenosha. You can wear your David Bowie butt huggers." Jackie suggested. Kelso grinned.
Liz wolf whistled and raised her eyebrows.
"Michael, that would be super." Hyde mocked.
"Laugh if you want, man, but my butt looks pretty good in those." Kelso said seriously.
"Come on, are you guys crazy? I mean, a disco? No way." Eric shot the idea down.
"I don't know. It might be kind of fun to go dancing." Donna suggested.
"Oh no, it'd definitely be fun." Liz corrected.
"Or we could go." Eric quickly changed his mind.
"I've got nothing. I fold." Kelso set his cards down.
"Man, if you're out, go make some popcorn. And take her with you." Hyde motioned to Jackie, who had been dancing since she first brought up the disco.
"What is disco?" Fez asked.
"Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers... but the lame-ass part where the really bad accountants live." Hyde told him.
"No. Fez, disco is so much fun. It's all about having a good time. You'll love it." Liz assured him.
"Excuse me, what are you doing?" Eric asked Donna who was peeking at Kelso's cards.
"Looking at Kelso's cards." She admitted shamelessly.
"That's cheating." Eric accused. Jackie then called Eric from the kitchen to help them find the popcorn.
"Hey, um... Donna, why don't you take a look at my cards? Then you won't have to wait for me to leave." Eric said before he got up. Donna shoved his hand away. "No. Come on, take a look. Tell me what I have, you cheater." Eric forced her to look at his cards.
"You've got nothing." Donna informed confused.
"Yeah, and I'm gonna bluff, so watch out." Eric warned as he went upstairs to the kitchen. Liz chuckled at him.
"Donna has stuff for Eric, yes?" Fez asked.
"Not stuff. A thing. Donna has a thing for Eric." Liz corrected him. Hyde chuckled awkwardly.
"Why do you have a thing for Eric?" Hyde asked Donna.
"He makes me laugh, he doesn't ask me stupid questions... he's smart, and you know." Donna said vaguely.
"No, I don't know." Hyde said.
"I know." Fez raised his hand. Hyde pointed at him to continue. "It is because Eric is noble, and a woman wants her first lovemaking to be in the arms of a man she can trust." Fez stated. Hyde laughed and Donna chuckled awkwardly.
"Some do." Liz shrugged her shoulders. Hyde looked at Liz quizzically, but she ignored him.
"Fez. Go make popcorn." Donna ordered.
"Okay, but was he wrong?" Liz asked Donna knowingly.
Hyde wouldn't have minded being Liz's first. He actually got more excited thinking about that than thinking about doing it with Donna.
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"I want to talk to you about our curfew on Saturday." Eric told their parents.
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Hyde and Seek (on HOLD)
Fanfiction** Pretend the brunette girl on the cover ISN'T Jackie| Elizabeth Marie Forman was a goody-two-shoes... at least, that's what everyone thought. She didn't like to be the center of attention, so she did whatever she could to fly under the radar- mean...
