CH 16- Jailbirds

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Jackie, Liz and Donna sat in the basement looking at a magazine together.

"Is that Dorothy Hamill? She's a virgin." Jackie said decidedly, looking at a picture in the magazine under the section called "Hair Do's and Don'ts by Olympic Gold Medalists."

"Speaking of... you know those girls at school who do it like all the time?" Donna started.

"Yeah." Jackie and Liz answered.

"Is it just me or do they seem more relaxed?" Donna asked.

"You may have a point..." Liz said thoughtfully. Before they could discuss it further, the guys walked into the basement.

"Hi!" Jackie and Donna greeted in unison. Liz just looked at the girls oddly.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Eric greeted.

"They are talking about sex." Fez said surely. The girls looked at him with big eyes. They were surprised he knew.

"Come on, Fez, chicks don't talk about sex, man. It's dirty." Hyde mocked.

"We do too talk about sex." Liz corrected.

"Yes, we do. Especially when it involves Michael Kelso, my dreamboat." Jackie said enamored.

"Oh, great. Now we have to talk about Jackie and Kelso's sex life. This is my worst nightmare." Hyde complained.

"You know what? Before you guys got here, us two and Jackie were actually having a pretty good time." Donna said. The guys looked at the three girls strangely. "I know. I was surprised, too." Donna chuckled along with Jackie and Liz.

"Hey, Donna, Liz, you wanna go to my house?" Jackie invited.

"Okay." Donna and Liz got up and followed Jackie out the door and they walked to Jackie's house.

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"Just so you know, when I finally decide to do it with Michael, I have the whole thing planned out." Jackie looked off as if she was picturing it. "First, I'll be wearing a very sexy Renoir."

"Don't you mean peignoir?" Donna corrected.

"Yeah, okay, whatever. Stop ruining this, Donna. Then, there'll be candles everywhere. And also, there'll be a gigantic banner." Jackie described.

"A banner?" Liz mouthed to Donna. Donna just shrugged.

"Then Michael will come in wearing a flowy white shirt. The wind will be blowing and then we'll have the most magical night of our lives." Jackie finished explaining how she envisioned her first time with Kelso. Liz was just confused. Why did Jackie want sex like that? It sounded so cheesy.

"So, if you have it all planned out, why are you still waiting?" Donna asked.

"Yeah, if you know exactly how you want it, why haven't you made it happen yet?" Liz questioned.

"I want it to be really, really, special." Jackie explained simply.

"Well, how could it not with a gigantic banner?" Donna jokingly asked.

"And candles and wind." Liz added.

"Exactly." Jackie didn't realize they were joking.

"So what about you and Eric, Donna?" Jackie asked.

"Well, Eric and I aren't officially dating, and there's no one else I'd rather have sex with, so I'd like to wait until we're together and ready." Donna answered. Liz nodded in understanding.

"What about you, Liz?" Donna asked.

"What about me? I don't have a boyfriend, or an almost boyfriend. I'm not getting down anytime soon." Liz chuckled.

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