Liz, Donna and Eric were outside playing basketball. Liz and Donna were having fun, but Eric just stood there with his hands in his pockets staring blankly. Donna tried to pass Eric the ball, but it just hit him in the head.
"Earth to Eric." Liz said.
"Yeah, you're like a million miles away. What's going on?" Donna asked him.
"Okay, I have to tell you two something, but you have to promise you're not going to tell anybody else." Eric said seriously.
"Dirt!" Donna said excitedly.
"I swear." Donna and Liz said together.
"Now tell us." Donna demanded.
"Not out here." Eric motioned for them to get in the car. The three of them quickly climbed in.
"Okay... Jackie's pregnant." Eric informed them.
"Holy shit!" Liz exclaimed while Donna was shocked into silence.
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2
"And then, in the dream, two of the Three Stooges fed me grapes while I played them a beautiful song on my accordion... in the nude." Fez described his dream to Eric, Jackie, Kelso, Hyde and Liz while they sat in the Hub.
"Somehow the accordion part bothers me more than the nude part." Hyde commented.
"Me too..." Liz said thoughtfully.
"Michael, stop it." Jackie smacked Kelso's hand as he reached for Jackie's food.
"What'd I do?" Kelso asked.
"Look, I just need all the food I can get right now." Jackie explained vaguely. Eric laughed nervously, trying to hide the fact that he knew exactly what Jackie meant.
Liz didn't know how much longer she could wait for Donna before she burst. Liz and Donna had decided to talk to Jackie together, but Donna still hadn't shown yet. Luckily, Donna walked in while Eric was still being a weirdo.
"Hi." Donna said awkwardly. "Uh, I have to go to the bathroom." Donna said.
"I'll join you." Liz jumped up.
"Jackie?" Liz and Donna asked together.
"Oh, my God. You two have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before." Jackie said excitedly.
"Yeah, it's a big day." Donna said. Her and Liz rushed Jackie into the bathroom.
"So... is it true?" Donna asked Jackie.
"Please say no." Liz begged.
"Yes, it is true. I am carrying Michael Kelso's child." Jackie admitted.
"No." Liz groaned.
"Jackie, you're a sophomore. How can you be so stupid?" Donna asked.
"I'm a sophomore." Jackie replied.
"Hey, that's no excuse." Liz countered, a sophomore herself.
"Why didn't you, like, you know, use something?" Donna asked.
"Yeah, you can get condoms just about anywhere." Liz added.
"Look, I would have, but my cousin Carla told me that I could not get pregnant for eight days after my period." Jackie explained.
"Are you kidding me?" Liz said exasperated. That was why sex ed needed to be taught instead of abstinence only.
"Eight days after your first day or your last day?" Donna asked.
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Hyde and Seek (on HOLD)
Fanfiction** Pretend the brunette girl on the cover ISN'T Jackie| Elizabeth Marie Forman was a goody-two-shoes... at least, that's what everyone thought. She didn't like to be the center of attention, so she did whatever she could to fly under the radar- mean...
