"So, who are you going to prom with?" Donna asked as she and Liz bought their prom dresses. Donna got a lovely blue one while Liz opted for a sexy red.
"Probably just one of the guys. Even though several boys from school asked me. They all seemed creepy though." Liz answered.
"What about Hyde?" Donna asked.
"What, you think he'd actually go?" Liz chuckled at the idea.
"Yeah, I guess not." Donna acknowledged.
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2
Eric tried on his tux jacket and showed it off to Fez, Hyde and Liz.
"My first prom tux, huh? Come on guys, dig the crushed velvet." Eric struck a disco pose.
"It's not awful." Liz admitted.
"Eric, you look like a pimp." Fez complimented.
"You know, Forman, prom night could be a very special night for you and Donna." Hyde said.
"Hyde, this could be the biggest night of our lives. Yeah, me and Donna could go..." Eric started.
"To the prom." Fez interrupted.
"No, Fez. All the way." Eric corrected.
"All the way to the prom." Fez repeated.
"No, Fez. He means have sex." Liz explained. Fez finally understood.
"You know what you should do? You should definitely rent a motel room." Hyde suggested.
"Oh, yeah, that's spontaneous." Eric said sarcastically.
"What?" Hyde and Liz asked.
"Look, if this night is as big as I think, I want it to be very special. This is gonna be the first time for both of us." Eric explained.
"Oh, you silly virgins." Fez laughed. Liz looked at Fez in amusement, knowing he was still a virgin too.
"Anyways, this is how I picture it." Eric then described a super cheesy and unrealistic scene. "Ah, that was nice. But if I plan it out, it won't be nice. It'll be..." Then Eric described another, equally ridiculous, scene involving the exchange of legal papers and contracts.
"Well, that second one sounds nice to me. It gets right to business with clearly defined expectations." Liz said. Hyde nodded at her.
"Forman, if you don't get a motel, it's gonna be more like this." Hyde described a not-so-ridiculous scene where Eric came home early and his parents made fun of him.
"You know, for once, I think Hyde might actually be right. Just don't try to force Donna into anything." Liz said. Hyde picked up the phone and handed it to Eric. Eric quickly took it and called a motel.
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3
Kelso burst into the basement.
"Okay, guys. Guess who's taking Pam Macy to the prom?" Kelso asked excitedly.
"Oh, God. It's deja vu." Liz groaned.
"Anyone with a quarter?" Hyde joked. Liz high-fived him.
"Me." Kelso announced proudly.
"Damn, and I had a quarter." Fez said, disappointed.
"Kelso, are you seriously that big of an idiot?" Liz asked him.
"Yeah, Kelso, you're not taking Jackie?" Eric asked.
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Hyde and Seek (on HOLD)
Fanfiction** Pretend the brunette girl on the cover ISN'T Jackie| Elizabeth Marie Forman was a goody-two-shoes... at least, that's what everyone thought. She didn't like to be the center of attention, so she did whatever she could to fly under the radar- mean...
