Keith: I'm here and I'm queer!Lance: *heart eyes*
*I love my dead gave son*
Virgil: *pops out of nowhere*
Patton: *girly high pitched scream*
Virgil:......
Patton: *points to the curtains* Creepy Crawly Death Dealer!
Virgil: What the Fuck?
*I love my dead gay son*
Keith: Motherf-
Shiro: Father! No you *points to pidge*
Pidge: Brother! I love word association games.
*I love my dead gay son*
Lance: *admits he talks bad about himself*
Hunk: I WILL PSYCHICALLY FIGHT YOU!
Shiro: Hunk, I don't think that's helpful...
Hunk:*crying* No one talks bad about my son!
*I love my dead gay son*
Allura: Where do babies come from? I know it has something to do with storks but after that I'm confused...
Shiro: Well only your confused about that..
*I love my dead gay son*
Roman: *singing* Do you wanna build a snow man?
Virgil: *singing in response* Would you like to suck my cock?
Logan:..... Wtf?
Patton: *disappointed father look*
*I love my dead gay son*
Lance:*cuddling Keith* So the tables have turned...
Keith:*sits up* SO YOU DO REMEMBER!!
Lance:*panics*
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