So I was with my neighbors son, helping him with some of his summer homework (school doesn't start until september but I'm being homeschooled because of my upcoming surgery).
We were sitting in his bedroom surrounded by books, papers, binders, poster boards, and markers. I had a glass of water in my hand and I was telling him how to find 'x' in an equation.
Then he randomly asked me if I had any kinks (he's gay so don't worry XD) and I replied with a choked laugh.
Then he said "I bet you have a pain kink!" to which I choked again.
He punched me in the arm and I spilt water on my pants.
In the crotch area.
And it looked wrong.
I felt SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED! He was laughing his ass off while I was trying not to die from choking.
And, no, I don't have a pain kink. At least, not that I know of.
dσ чσu knσw hσw wєírd ít fєєlѕ tσ вє αѕkєd íf чσu hαvє αnч kínkѕ вч ѕσmєσnє чσu hαrdlч ѕpєαk tσ?!
thαnk gσd í chσkєd ínѕtєαd σf ѕtuttєrєd. ít'ѕ вαd єnσugh thαt í mαdє hundrєdѕ σf míѕtαkєѕ hєlpíng hím wíth híѕ mαth!
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"σи¢є α ωσи∂єя¢σℓт; αℓωαуѕ α ωσи∂єя¢σℓт!" || My Random Shit #2 ✅
Разноеяαи∂σм вσσк #2 αℓяєα∂у! ωσω, тнαикѕ fσя тнє ѕυρρσят gυуѕ. тнιѕ ιѕ fυℓℓ σf ѕнιт тнσυgн ѕσ ∂σи'т вσтнєя яєα∂ιиg. ѕσмє ѕнιт мιgнт вє αвσυт му ℓιfє, σтнєяѕ мαу вє σиє ѕнσтѕ σя σ¢ тнιиgѕ.
