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140//*sighs*

I got my mom into the Voltron fandom.

She likes Shiro...

Her favorite scene is when they all make gun sounds.

Lance: *makes finger guns* pow! Pow! Pow!

Keith: *crosses his arms confused* What was that?

Lance: The sound of a laser gun.

Hunk: No, I think you meant this *makes a cannon like gun* Boom! Boom! Boom!

Pidge: You guys are idiots, besides it's like this *makes a tiny finger gun* Pew! Pew! Pew!

Shiro: *walks in* Alright guys, enough with the bad sound effects. Besides it's more like this *makes a shotgun like shape* Blam! Blam! Blam!

Ok I'm not going to go back and edit the first part, seeing as I did it from memory, but I did a good job.

I also got my mom into Sanders Sides and she made at LEAST 3 references today. Maybe more, I lost count.

She wants to dress my brother Logan as.... Logan -_-

Like seriously, he was named after Wolverine, not LOGIC! DRESS HIM UP AS WOLVERINE FOR GOD'S SAKES WOMAN!

His middle name was named after Ash from Evil Dead but everyone thinks it's from Pokemon. Like seriously, not everything is about anime!

Did this just turn into a rant? Oops-
Sorry, my mind is a bit scrambled ;-;

I feel like Patton right now, with a hint of Virgil. OH AND I FIGURED THAT I SHOULD JUST DO THE "ACCEPTING ANXIETY" PT 1&2 FOR THE ONE SHOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE VIDEOS!

And now for random Thomas Sanders quotes! Guess who says what because I can't remember right now-

"Pump the breaks Princey! You pump those breaks!"

"You tried, you failed, let's go to sleep."
"It's 2pm.."

"That's enough out of you LOGIC!"

"Wow Thomas, you're SO mature."

"We *clap* Get *clap* It! You're *clap* Ador *clap* able!"

"You poor anxious baby!"

"I just got a lot of feelings.."

"Does it look ok? Cause a Prince has got to slay!"

"It's not.... Good?"
"I don't like you!"

"BECAUSE SHE'S PRACTICALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!"

"I still hate you.."
"What was that?!"
"uh.. Chim Chim Charoo!"
"Oh, Mary Poppins."

"Mulan?"
"There's never a wrong time to dress in drag."
"Lion King?"
"There's never a wrong time to dress in drag-"
"AND DO THE HULA! OOOH!"

"I'm sorry, did he just hiss at me?"
"I do that when I start reaching my limit with stupid questions.."
I would be lying if I said I never hissed at someone after they asked me stupid questions...

"Now Roman, let's call them by what they really are."
"Spider curt-"
"Creepy Crawly Death Dealers!"
I liver in a spider infested house back in Oklahoma (the same house that was haunted by dead Indians) and I remember this one time when I was 7 I went to the bathroom and there was this HUGE spider on the back of the door. I screamed at my mom to get me a shoe and I beat the crap out of the spider. XD

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!"
*everyone screams*
Honestly, same!

"E EQUALS MC SCARED!"