KAKA-BAKA'S Daughter!!!!!

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I was by the gates waving Naruto off, he was going with Jiraiya to find Lady Tsunade. 'Hopefully they won't cause to much trouble' I think wearily. I smile at the memory of meeting the pervert. We had met on my journey before I came to the leaf.

*Flashback*

I was walking to the hidden sand for a mission. This guy asked me to kill this guy named Jiraiya. 'Legendary Toad Senin, what a joke' I think popping a lollipop in my mouth. I conceal my chakra and jump silently through the trees and I see him peeping on woman. 'What a perv, seriously' I think jumping down next to him.

"If you want to peep on them, there's a better view in the trees." I say nonchalantly he goes to thank me, but he jumps up in surprise.

"Aww what's a cute little girl like yo-" he said falling to the floor since I kicked him there.

"Look I'm only here because this dude want you dead and he hired me to kill you." I say bluntly, he blinks slowly before bursting out laughing. I kick him again and glare 'how dare he?' I smirk getting an idea to get more privacy.

"OH MY THIS OLD MAN IS PERVING ON ALL THE LADIES IN THE BATH HOUSE!" I exaggerate each word and he looks at the wall. A wave of women come rushing and they beat him up he was bruised so badly. When they were satisfied he looked around to find me, but I was gone. 'I want to know his fighting style first' I think watching him curse me from the tree above. The next day he was up to the same antics, peeping on women and getting beaten up. For the next couple of days it was the same routine I almost gave up and just fought him. 'I'm getting absolutely no Intel, he's just an old perv' I think almost stepping out the trees. I see a woman with blonde hair in two low ponytails who appeared to know Jiraiya. As I study her closer I recognize her 'Tsunade, another Senin, the Slug Queen, best medic-nin, Jiraiya's teammate, compulsive gambler, and drunk.' I mentally profile her and follow her for the day. She steps into a casino along with another woman with short black hair, and a pig 'must be her disciple Shizune.' I move closer and sit down at her table she looks at me pompously.

"Little girls shouldn't be here," she scoffs and I glare 'what with everyone calling me little?'

"I've come here to challenge you," I said putting a suitcase of money on the table. "You see you have something I want and I have something you want." I said motioning towards the money.

"And what do you want from me?" She asks gripping her cup of sake 'already drunk, that's good' I think wincing. 'The smell is unbearable God that's awful'

"Information specifically about Jiraiya the Toad Senin," I say close eye smiling. My plan was to seem like I was a creepy fangirl.

"Master Jiraiya!" Shizune exclaims and I nod sheepishly rubbing my neck.

"Yes you see I'm a really big fan and I want to learn his fighting style so I can grow up to be just like him." I say in a high pitched fangirl voice they seem to buy into it and agree. I easily won out gambling match because they sucked at gambling. 'She shouldn't be allowed to gamble' I think sweatdropping.

"Okay well a deals a deal" she says leaning back and then she tells me all about him. I  follow him for the next few days again planning my approach. Tsunade was talking with Jiraiya again and he s end to be frantic.

Jiraiya

I was talking with Tsunade who seemed to be mad about a gamble she lost. I was tuning her out until she mentioned a silver haired eight year old.

"Why did you gamble with an eight year old?" I asked trying to see if it was the same little girl. 'It can't be she left days ago and she wasn't even serious.'

"She had money," she said gruffly "if I won she would've gave it to me and if I lost she just wanted information so it was a win win situation. Though getting the money would've been better." She said nonchalantly muttering the last part to herself. 'Crap!' I think frantically pacing.

"What kind of information?" I ask hoping it was something stupid.

"She asked about you, she was some sort of super fan." She said dismissively and I went full panic mode when kunai started raining. 'That brat is back and she going to kill me' I think running away.

Haruko

I decide to attack I throw multiple kunai at him he dodges and runs away. 'You're not getting away that easily' I think running after him. We were in a clearing when he stopped running, I hopped down from the tree and faced him.

"I told you I was coming to kill you," I said with no emotion and he gets the chills.

"I thought you were kidding," he said sheepishly and I lost it.

"Child or not a shinobi never underestimates their opponent," I say stamping my foot. "I've been watching you this whole time, I can't believe your a Senin. You peep on girls for a living it's embarrassing! I I I know not to underestimate you though so be prepared." I say regaining my cool and getting into my fighting stance. 'From what Tsunade said, he's bad at genjutsu' I think turning on my Sharingan.

"Infinite Tsukiyomi "(a/n: she learned this from Itachi there will be a different chapter on how they met.) I whisper 'and now you're in my world' I think walking up to him. I almost stab him, but my movements stop for some reason I can't. 'I think I grew fond of him,' I thought clutching my heart.

"I'm sorry I can't kill you Jiraiya, but if I let you live I want to make a deal" I say looking at him straight in the eyes. He nods eagerly scared and confused out of his wits 'not that he has wits' I think sweatdropping. "I want to travel with you," I say sincerely and his eyes widen.

"Kakashi!" He mutters and then he quickly shakes his head. "Sure you can travel with me kid, now let me out." He says squirming around and I release the genjutsu. I traveled with him for half a year before I continued my journey with another person. (A/n: spoiler it's not Itachi if that's what you think)

*End of Flashback*

"Kid...kid...KID!" Jiraiya says shaking his hand in front of my eyes. I snap out of my daze and smile up at him. "What's wrong you kind of spaced out?" He asked worriedly and I shook my head.

"Nothing just thinking of an old man," I chuckle and he looks at me weirdly. "Hey!" I say grabbing his attention.

"Hmm" he says looking at me and I look at him with no emotion.

"Not a scratch on Naruto or I'll come kill you," I said partially serious he gets the chills. Quickly he exits with Naruto 'those two are going to get along just fine.'

"Eh! Why at we leaving so fast?" Naruto asks getting dragged by Jiraiya "Ero-Senin!" He whines and I chuckle. 'Yup, they'll be just fine' I think waving until I can't see them anymore.