If Queen had a group chat

Boyfriend?

Group chat: "Queen"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Brian: So.... 

Brian: Is everything alright now?

Brian: No weird disappearances or fights?

John: i hope not

Roger: me and fred are cool now B)

John: how cool :-)

Roger: cooler than u and brian

John: prove it

Roger: we kissed

Brian: Are you serious?? Did you really kiss??

Roger: and a reliable source tells me u and deaky here haven't done it yet B)

Freddie: Wait.... You haven't kissed yet? You've been seeing each other for a month now and you haven't kissed? I'm disappointed

Brian: We're just waiting for the right time 

Brian: And it's none of your business to know whether we've kissed or now!! 

John: you're the only one waiting

John: i've been ready since day one

Brian: Day one?

Roger: since we met him at the disco 

Brian: Yikes

Freddie: This is so sad. Don't you guys talk to each other at all? Like have you even defined your relationship? 

John: not really no

Brian: I guess... We should do that

Brian: I'll come over

Brian: JOHN don't move

Roger: deaky ur man is terrible to u

Roger: dump him

John: nah. not today. i like his hair :-)

John: ask again tomorrow?

Freddie: Ah it's nice to know someone likes his hideous mop

Freddie: But he better kiss you tonight or I'll lock him out

John: lock him out anyway then he'll have to stay over

Brian:  What??

John: nothing ;-)

Freddie: John, you sneaky little bastard

Roger: i've taught him well

Freddie: Taught? You two have to stop hanging out

Brian: I agree

Roger: why? i'm just helping him with brian

Roger: i know how to get him to do what u want

Roger: i know everything about him 

Roger: i know stuff he thinks i don't know about

Freddie: And now that we're together you can tell that stuff to me, right? I need blackmail material for future arguments

Roger: of course B)

Brian: ...........

Brian: John could you open the door, please

John: yea i'll be there in a sec

Freddie: Now that those two are busy talking in real life...

Freddie: Roger, you want to come to my room and make out?

Roger: why don't we make out in brian's room since he won't be home tonight?

Freddie: This is why I like you