If Queen had a group chat

Having Fun

Group chat: "Queen"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Roger: hey
Roger: hey
Roger: what's up?
Roger: im bored
Roger: entertain me pls
Roger: anyone?
Freddie: Brian fucked his telescope last night
Roger: i always knew this would happen
Roger: it's the smart ones that always do the most fucked up shit
Roger: how did john take it?
Freddie: Very badly. He stormed out of the house when he found out. Poor John
Freddie: He must have cried himself to sleep
Roger: wow that's sad :(
Freddie: It is
Freddie: We must kick Brian's ass
Roger: i've waited for this moment all my life
Brian: What
Brian: Are
Brian: You
Brian: Talking
Brian: About ?!?!??
Roger: u fucking ur precious telescope that we're not allowed to touch under any circumstances
Brian: I would never do that! And the reason why YOU can't touch it is because there's a 100% chance that you will somehow manage to destroy the one thing I love
Freddie: Hmm
Freddie: So... you don't love John? Our cute little and still not very talkative bass player?
Roger: wow bri
Roger: that's not very nice of u
Brian: I didn't mean it like that and you know that!
Brian: And besides we've only been on a few dates and haven't really talked about if we are boyfriends or not
Brian: Why am I even telling you about my dating life?
Freddie: Wait.. A FEW DATES ????
Freddie: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD THE ONE ME AND ROGER PLANNED
Freddie: Someone explain this to me
Freddie: And by someone I mean John (I see you reading these messages) because Brian can't be trusted
John: oh you can see that
John: well um it was bri's idea not to say anything
John: and i agreed because i don't really see the point of um telling every single thing that happens in my life you know
Freddie: I do!
Freddie: But I can't be mad at you
Roger: what did u do on ur dates?
John: we went out for dinner and then saw a movie
John: and he took me to the zoo
Freddie: Did you have fun? Did Brian treat you like he treats his telescope?
John: yes :)
John: he was great :)
Brian: You were great too :-)
Roger: get a room
Brian: Oh ok! If you say so!
Brian: John and I will be in Roger's room
Roger: what no i meant ur own room what the fuck brian
Roger: that's not funny
Roger: u just had to lock the door
Roger: let's see how u like it when i hang out in your room!!!!!

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(sorry it took longer than i expected to update this! i moved to another city and life's been really hectic ever since then. the next chapter will come soon because i finally downloaded the wattpad app!)