The Album

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Group chat: "Queen"
Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Freddie: Can you guys guess what I'm holding in my hands at this very moment?

Roger: bri's dick?

Freddie: Haha. Very funny, Rog

Freddie: That's what Deaky's holding

Freddie: But it's something square and has beautiful art covering it. There's also something inside this gorgeous square

Brian: Could it be our first record?

Brian: And I'm just going to ignore what you said about my boyfriend and my genitalia

Freddie: Just say 'my dick'. It sounds more disgusting when you say 'genitalia'

Freddie: bUT BRIAN IS RIGHT I AM HOLDING OUR FIRST RECORD IT'S FINALLY OUT

Roger: we know. we were there when they told us the release date but i'm glad you're excited babe

Freddie: OF COURSE I'M FUCKING EXCITED!!!! I don't care that you knew already

Freddie: We're going to be famous! Can you believe that?

John: not really but this is still really cool

Freddie: Deaky...... Have some faith, OK?

John: hmmmm let me think about it

John: no

Freddie: Once this baby hits number one in the charts.... Then you will see......

John: i'm just trying to be realistic

Freddie: Don't be

Brian: I'm with Deaky on this

Roger: yeah ofc u are

Brian: :/

Brian: The next album, however, will rock everyone's socks off

Freddie: Right after this one has done it first

(Sorry I haven't been updating this as much and that this chapter is so short! I've been busy with school and trying to finish my other fic. But I got some things planned so..... prepare yourselves....)

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