Nobody Puts Roger In The Corner

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Group chat: "Queen"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Brian: <3 Love you

Roger: luv u too boo <3

Brian: OH Wrong chat

Brian: Sorry about that. It was meant for Deaky

Roger: i giv u my love..... all u giv is pain

Roger: when i needed sunshine..... i got rain....

John: ha cute

Roger: bri not loving me is cute? i trusted u nd u betrayed me

John: no brian is cute

Roger: and im not?

Freddie: No. Not really. 

Roger: this is bullyin and i wont stand for it

Brian: You're standing? 

Roger:  i hate u

John: rog dont be a drama queen we're just having a laugh

John: you're creatin drama out of nothing. that text was for me you whiny fuck

Brian: Yeah and the position of the drama queen is taken by Fred.

Freddie: Damn right it is, darling!

Roger: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NICE NOW

John: sure. the weather seems lovely today. no rain.

Roger: fuck u 

John: why? the weather is nice. 

Roger: i wanted u to bully someone else

John:  but that's not very nice?

Roger: it is

Brian: Are you high? Have you taken something? 

Roger: yes

Brian: I've said a thousand times that you shouldn't take pills from strangers!

Roger: i got it from freddiepoo <3

Freddie: Don't bring me into this bitch! You've been wanting to get off your tits for a while now. Not me

Freddie: You're the one who keeps complaining that this tour is really exhausting. 

John: can i have some too

Brian: No! You cannot! 

John: :-(

Brian: Stop taking drugs. They are bad for you. 

Freddie: You're not my mom

Roger: yeah u r not his mom 

Brian: Everyone! Come to my room! We're going to have a band meeting

Roger: aw shucks

Brian: You started this

Roger: no u did when u falsely told me u loved me

Brian: Just get your butt in here


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