If Queen had a group chat

Touring Life

Group chat: "Queen"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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*Roger sent a photo to chat*

Roger: look out bri! fred has stolen ya man

Brian: Where are you?

Roger: ive been told not to reveal that info to u

Roger: soz

Brian: So, you're out without me?

Roger: maybe

Roger: but only bc ya man forgot to tell u

Brian: Did he now?

Roger: fine

Roger: he didnt

Roger: we told him u would be with us

Brian: Then why have I been left out?

Roger: he's buying u a gift

Roger: no

Roger: he isnt

Roger: im lying

Roger: freddie help

Roger: my lovely bf pls help me

Brian: Huh :) That's sweet of him

Freddie: But he's not doing that

Freddie: He's uhhh

Freddie: He's leaving you for me. We're running away and we're taking Roger with us because uhh

Freddie: Because

Roger: u still love me very much and never want to leave me? i mean that's what u told me a few nights ago

Freddie: Yes! That's why <3

Brian: You know that I don't believe that for one second

Freddie: You should. It's a much more interesting story than the real one

Brian: It is, but I prefer the real one

John: u rly cannot trust these two to keep a secret huh

Brian: I thought you knew that by now, babe

John: i did but didn't want to believe it :-(

Brian: It's ok <3

Brian: Can't wait to see what you bought me

Brian: And you know that this means that I'm gonna get you a gift too

Roger: freddie..... he said the b-word again

Freddie: Nasty