If Queen had a group chat

Problems

  Group chat: "Queen"

 Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Freddie: We need to talk about something important

Brian: What is it, Bitch?

Freddie: Brian! What the fuck?!

Brian: I don't know what's happening, Bitch

Brian: I mean Bitch

Brian: Bitch

Freddie: Oh I see how it is

Freddie: I'm afraid we're going to have to find a new guitarist

Freddie: It was nice while it lasted.

Brian: But Bitch I'm not doing this

Roger: XD brian lost it hahaha

Brian: The Greatest Person Alive what did you do ?

Brian: ??? I typed The Greatest Person Alive ??

Brian: r o g e r 

John: lol

Brian: Don't encourage him, Love Of My Life

John: um 

Brian: I didn't mean to say that

Freddie: Alright! You had your laughs! Roger explain yourself!

Roger: i changed his phone's setting so it would replace words with words

Roger: roger = the greatest person alive

Roger: fred = bitch

Roger: john = love of my life

Brian: I hate you

Brian: Please fix this

Freddie: Bri, you're the smart one. You should know how to change it.

Roger: yea! figure it out you nerd!

Freddie: Anyway....

Freddie: I was going to talk to you about out stage outfits for the upcoming gig

Freddie: John! You know about our black and white theme, right?

John: yea brian mentioned something about it

Freddie: Do you have anything that fits the theme?

John: i was thinking about wearing my favorite shirt. you know the one i had yesterday at practice?

Freddie: That horrible thing? You're not wearing that!

John: :-( what's wrong with it

John: it's a nice shirt. it's black too

Freddie: It doesn't fit our image at all! We're a rock band. We're not some unstylish band that only covers songs from the 50s

John: i'm still going to wear it

Roger: ooo i wouldnt have said that if i were you

Freddie: No! I won't allow it! You can borrow one of my shirts for the show. One that actually looks good and goes with our image and theme.

Freddie: If you don't wear it, I'll personally come to your house and burn your entire wardrobe!!

Brian: It's just a shirt, Fred...

Freddie: It's not just a shirt! 

Freddie: IF JOHN WEARS HIS UGLY ASS SHIRT TO THE SHOW WE MIGHT NOT GET THE RECORDING DEAL WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET FOR SO LONG

Brian: You're overreacting

Brian: No one is going to be looking at John while you're performing

John: thanks brian

John: i'll wear your shirt freddie 

John: if you promise to buy me lunch tomorrow

Freddie: It's a deal!

Roger: can i come too ?

Roger: i want free food

Roger: i'll wear anything you want freddie. 

Roger: anything.