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Group chat: "Brian May Hate Club"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Roger: hey john

Roger: wanna hear something funny?

John: yes please

Roger: brian wrote a song abt u

Roger: it's the worst

Brian: Where did you get that???

Roger: from ur room obvs

Brian: You're dead

Roger: not as dead as your heart when your love leaves you <3 <3

John: is that a lyric? what is that? 

Freddie: I'm

Freddie: Roger I love you so much right now

Freddie: Please send more

John: yes send more

Brian: Don't do it

Roger: you make me feel so small but i kinda like it

Freddie: What

Roger: keep me in your pocket forever

Roger: i'll stay, i'll keep watch, i'll protect you

Roger: dear boy don't you know much i like your scent

Freddie: Which pocket are we talking? The back pocket? Does Brian like the smell of John's ass?

John: oh god i hope not

Roger: when we're together it's like fireworks

Roger: our heartbeats aligned, our love for each other endless

Roger: i'd get you a glass of champagne but you know you're worth the whole bottle

Roger: o shit he found me

Roger: freddie help

Freddie: Run

John: Brian don't hurt him

Roger: that bitch

Roger: he took the paper and tore it into million tiny pieces :(

John: oh that's not very nice :-(

John: we were having fun

John: brian why you do this

Brian: It was unfinished

Brian: It'll be better once I rewrite it

Freddie: It was perfect the way it was

Freddie: So bad that it's good

Roger: yeah bri it was amazing

Roger: amazing like john's hair in the wind xoxoxo

Roger: that's right i memorized some of it

Roger: how do u feel now

Brian: Great, because you have no proof that was what I actually wrote

Freddie: We believe him

John: yea why would he lie

John: he's not you

Brian: Ouch

Freddie: OOOOOOOOOO

Freddie: Deaky went hard

Freddie: I'm so proud

Roger: prouder than brian when he saw john evolve into a beautiful butterfly?

Freddie: Yes. That's me.

John: it's kinda cute when you don't think about it that hard

Brian: Thanks

John: no no no i really think that

John: i appreciate what you were trying to do

John: even if you failed miserably

Roger: ok i think it's time we do this

*Roger changed the name of the chat to "Queen"*

Roger: there

Brian: I don't know what to say

Brian: Thank you

Freddie: Don't worry we still hate you

Brian: Oh I know that


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