Group chat: "Brian May Hate Club"
Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"
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Roger: hey john
Roger: wanna hear something funny?
John: yes please
Roger: brian wrote a song abt u
Roger: it's the worst
Brian: Where did you get that???
Roger: from ur room obvs
Brian: You're dead
Roger: not as dead as your heart when your love leaves you <3 <3
John: is that a lyric? what is that?
Freddie: I'm
Freddie: Roger I love you so much right now
Freddie: Please send more
John: yes send more
Brian: Don't do it
Roger: you make me feel so small but i kinda like it
Freddie: What
Roger: keep me in your pocket forever
Roger: i'll stay, i'll keep watch, i'll protect you
Roger: dear boy don't you know much i like your scent
Freddie: Which pocket are we talking? The back pocket? Does Brian like the smell of John's ass?
John: oh god i hope not
Roger: when we're together it's like fireworks
Roger: our heartbeats aligned, our love for each other endless
Roger: i'd get you a glass of champagne but you know you're worth the whole bottle
Roger: o shit he found me
Roger: freddie help
Freddie: Run
John: Brian don't hurt him
Roger: that bitch
Roger: he took the paper and tore it into million tiny pieces :(
John: oh that's not very nice :-(
John: we were having fun
John: brian why you do this
Brian: It was unfinished
Brian: It'll be better once I rewrite it
Freddie: It was perfect the way it was
Freddie: So bad that it's good
Roger: yeah bri it was amazing
Roger: amazing like john's hair in the wind xoxoxo
Roger: that's right i memorized some of it
Roger: how do u feel now
Brian: Great, because you have no proof that was what I actually wrote
Freddie: We believe him
John: yea why would he lie
John: he's not you
Brian: Ouch
Freddie: OOOOOOOOOO
Freddie: Deaky went hard
Freddie: I'm so proud
Roger: prouder than brian when he saw john evolve into a beautiful butterfly?
Freddie: Yes. That's me.
John: it's kinda cute when you don't think about it that hard
Brian: Thanks
John: no no no i really think that
John: i appreciate what you were trying to do
John: even if you failed miserably
Roger: ok i think it's time we do this
*Roger changed the name of the chat to "Queen"*
Roger: there
Brian: I don't know what to say
Brian: Thank you
Freddie: Don't worry we still hate you
Brian: Oh I know that
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If Queen had a group chat
FanfictionThe title pretty much explains it Short stories about the band Queen told through text messages There will be some Breaky and Froger at some point! Hope you enjoy reading this!