If Queen had a group chat

Mean Mr. May

Group chat: "Queen"

Members: "Brian, Freddie, Roger, John"

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Brian: Did anyone buy milk?

Freddie: You know you're the only one who does shopping

Brian: Sometimes I wish I wasn't

Brian: But can someone go and buy milk?

Brian: Not Deaky because he doesn't live in our house

Roger: get ur own milk bitch

Roger: ur the only one who uses it

Brian: Sigh...

Brian: Just this once I want you guys to do something useful

Freddie: Excuse me?!

Freddie: I agreed to sing in your band when Tim quit

Freddie: Isn't that enough?

Brian: That was almost three years ago

Freddie: So?

Brian: You haven't done anything around the house

Brian: You've never cooked, cleaned or bought groceries 

Brian: It seems like I do everything while you lay around doing nothing!!

Roger: false we cooked that dinner for you and deaks

John: true

Brian: That was one time and it was bloody horrendous

John: i thought it was ok.....

Freddie: At least someone knows how to appreciate a good meal

Brian: Of course YOU thought it was ok

Brian: You are physically incapable of saying or doing anything bad

John: oh wow :-(

Roger: don't take this out on him!!!!!!!!!!

Roger: john hasn't done anything!!!!!!!!!!

Freddie: He doesn't even live here!! We are you mad at him?

Freddie: Answer me

*Brian left the chat*

Freddie: Coward

*Freddie changed the name of the chat to "Brian May Hate Club"*

Roger: that bitch

John: :-((

Roger: u ok john?

John: i think

Freddie: This is fine

Freddie: We don't need him

Freddie: We can do this

Freddie: We can record an album without him

Roger: don't jump to conclusions

Roger: he'll be back once he calms down 

Roger: and once he has his milk i guess

John: ............i could buy some milk 

Freddie: NO!! 

Freddie: You are just an innocent bystander. You shouldn't sacrifice yourself like this.

John: it's fine really. milk isn't that expensive and i would drink it too so it would be no biggie

Roger: don't u fucking dare buy milk

Roger: it's his problem he got so pissy about it

Roger: but i guess......me and freddie should start doing more things around the house

Freddie: Once he apologizes for his behaviour I will

John: i have the milk

John: can one of you open the door

Freddie: I'm not mad just disappointed

Freddie: I'm coming

Roger: deaky u fuck

Roger: what did i just fucking say about the milk

Roger: i'm adding brian back to the chat

*Roger added Brian to the chat*

Roger: john has milk

Roger: pls come back home

Brian: No

Brian: You renamed the chat to "Brian May Hate Club"? Really? Are you like five?

John: it was freddie

Brian: Of course that idiot would do something like that

Roger: that's my boyfriend you're talking about !!!!! i swear to god that when u come back i will kill you

Freddie: And if he can't do it, I will

John: :-/

John: bri........... you can't really be upset over milk

John: so tell me what's really bothering you?

Brian: I can't tell you

John: you can't tell your boyfriend what's bothering you?

Brian: .........

Brian: Freddie

Brian: I'm gonna call you if that's ok with you

Brian: Just make sure that John doesn't hear you

Roger: u're being really terrible right now u know that bri