The Different Gamers

Arrival

Taiuanda POV
We were in a damn forest. I didn't see a path where we could travel on in hopes of finding Konoha. We were in some deep ass donkey shit. Yo, Kyla, Viana get your asses up."We're awake." We don't know where Konoha is. Need I say more? I asked them dryly. "I know this is really cliché and all but Kakashi and Gai are coming straight towards us." Viana stated. "Well aren't we damn lucky?" Kyla stated more than asked.

"KAKASHI MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A YOUTHFUL RACE TO KONOHA!" Gai's cheerful and loud voice rang through the forest. Kakashi just stayed silent reading his literature until he spotted us. "What's that?" He questioned approaching us slowly with a kunai. And one sentence. Just one sentence. Made us Flip. The. Fuck. Out.

"What are you?" He questioned in the laziest tone I have ever heard.

"AW HELL NAW! THIS BITCH! AND LET US REPEAT THIS FUCKING BITCH QUESTIONED OUR SPECIES AND EXPECT US TO LET IT SLIDE?! BITCH ARE YOU BLIND?! I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU! ARE YOU AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK OR WHAT?! IMMA GO JOHN CENA ON YOUR WHITE ASS! My sister's and I ranted and the hoe had the decency to look sheepish. "IT IS NOT YOUTHFUL TO SAY SUCH UNYOUTHFUL WORDS YOUNG ONES!" Gai yelled "FUCK YOU!" We yelled in unison and he and Kakashi shrunk back. "I'm sorry?" He asked more than stated. "For compensation we would like you to take us to Konoha."

"I'm sorry, what?" "Don't tell me you're deaf too, we would like to speak to the Hokage. Our clan has just been massacred and we were told to come to Konoha." I said while all three of us produced fake tears. Damn we deserve a frickin medal for this shit. "You have a clan?" He questioned. "Yep it has been confirmed that thus bitch is deaf." I don't give a shit if he's one of my favourite characters I'm roasting the fuck out of him. Me along with my sisters.

"Okay." He finally agreed.

Kyla POV
I'm starting to question our intelligence. The village was right behind us and judging from my sister's faces they were thinking about it too. 'Yo, Taiuanda.' I called out in my mind. 'Wuz good?' 'I was wondering what we should do first.' 'What do you mean?' Viana piped up. 'Shit.' I said in my mind. 'What?' Viana and Taiuanda asked. 'Guys it's official, we are the stupidest bitches ever.' 'What the hell is wrong?!' They yelled in their minds, tired of waiting. 'ID Create' that was all that needed to be said. The rest of the trip to Konoha was silent as we wallowed in self-self-pity and depression.

Smol Time Skip Brought To You By Our Sexy Future Selves
We were at the gates where we saw the 'Eternal Gate Guards' Izumo and Kotetsu. Seeing them in real life just made me ship them harder. Not that Kyla and Taiuanda know that. They don't know I'm into yaoi and I hope they never find out. "Kakashi, Gai, finally back and what are those weird creatures in your arms?" Kotetsu questioned. "Instead of stupidly wondering our species which is obviously human why don't you go behind a tree and make out or something?" I asked boredly to which they started sputtering incoherently in denial. "Can we go see the Hokage now?" We questioned impatiently. "Sure, sure." Kakashi answered boredly.

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We Finally got to the Hokage's office and he was there staring at us with a calculating gaze. "You're from the Negroro clan aren't you?" He questioned. God Bless this old man's soul. In the background you could here a voice say "Sure Thing" "Finally, someone who doesn't question our species!" Everyone was mildly creeped out by our synchronization and probably won't get used to it but, oh well. "Would you like to become nin-." "HELL FUCKING YEAH!" We shouted in unison. "Alright. Do you want to stay at your clan compound or have an apartment?" He asked again. "Clan compound." Was our instant reply to his mostly useless question.

"Wait, you mean that clan compound in the Forest of Death?" Kakashi asked. Gai left after he gave the Hokage a written mission report. "That's the one, Kakashi could you take them to it?" "Hai, Hokage-sama." Was Kakashi's instant reply.

Smol Time Skip To The Compound
Dayum, this place is huge as shit, even bigger than the first clan compound. It looks like the clan planned to move here before the massacre. "This is the compound. There's a blood seal at the front so you should be able to go in with no problem." Kakashi explained lazily. "Okay you can leave now." And he was gone with a poof.

It was even bigger on the inside. There was a Parade Ground in the very centre of the clan and numerous bedrooms, living rooms and kitchens but the most surprising thing is that there were things from our time such as Xbox's, gaming consoles, etc. We found a room to sleep in and slept away the rest of the night.

Omake (more of a flashback but you get the idea)
"Hey, TT, KK." Viana called out to her sisters. "Yeah?" They answered back. "This is the shinobi world right?" She questioned "Right." They answered not really understanding the point of this conversation. "They kill people right?" She questioned once more. "Right." Okay, they were confused where was she going with this? "That means we can swear all we want right?" Viana asked excitedly as realizition dawned on their faces before they lit up like fireworks. "RIGHT!" They yelled excitedly.

"Okay, y'all ready for this?" Viana asked seriously. "Yes ma'am." They answered equally as serious. "Ok"

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"Fuck." They said simply and there was a nuclear explosion.

Meanwhile In The Real Universe
"It looks like they finally said it." Their mother, Layla commented. "It looks like they did." Their father, Chris commented on his wife's comment. They said as they looked at the dazed expression of their 4 year old daughters.