My Opinion

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I can't. 

Will you people please leave the ads for youtube?? I did not add you on snapchat for you to bombard me with other people's usernames. I added you so you can show me in seconds, snippets of your life not to advertise mary who lives in Australia who you don't even know.

The worst thing is that out of the eighty snaps they post, only one is of them or actually shows their life. Like honey boo please give youtube back her ads before she cancels you too okay? Youtube ain't afraid to copyright a bih. What are you actually gaining from advertising them? Babe, LeLe Pons needs her ad revenue money and you over here advertising for free? I think Skillshare needs to come see you cause they wasting money and time paying people to advertise for them when all they can do is follow you and post you on their stories as pay.

Obviously, it's a follow for follow, like for like, a mention for mention thing. I'm not THAT uncultured but DAMN do you need that much views on snaps you aren't even posting????????

Most of the people who add you anyway won't even watch your snaps. Of course, I've had clout chasers add me or follow me but when I realize their stories are a whole preview at the movies I stop watching them because I'm just wasting my time. At the end of the day, people will only be faithful to their friends and people who post interesting snaps and the rest of the chasers will be faithful to their friends and the people who ALWAYS (all day and every day) mention them and it's still not a guarantee.

I rather have 10 irl friends and 9 of them view my story than 5463 people I don't know and only 20 of them do. 

STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! settle down kids

When I was new to snap, let's say I had 12 in real life friends who added me then over the span of one month the clout chasers attacked adding me left and right. From where? I have no idea. My pure innocent mind was bedazzled.

"Look at the six new friends I just made." I said to myself. "oh joy!"

I skipped and pranced around filled with excitement. I had 18 friends now. 

Let's also assume that only 10 would post per day. Guess who would watch all ten snaps? this cisgendered human. oh, what a fool I was.

Anyways, I posted a few snaps here and there and realized only eight people, on average, would watch. My innocent soul was so heartbroken. I then realized the eight people did NOT include the clout chasers. GASP!! 

"But I watched all their snaps and even added one of their friends."

and then I turned evil. the end

I could be laughing at memes on insta but instead, I'm trying to get through your story (rightfully named so because it's a WHOLE BOOK).

It's so sad people only care about fame nowadays. Childhood? Who is she?