why does it all hurt so bad?!?

levi boy

My good for nothing bitch of a girlfriend just dumped me for a guy who has eyebrows bigger than my ....... swords. Anyway i'm going on a run to the park to clear my head I don't even know if I like girls anymore .... strange.

 I can smell and hear the rain better make this quick so I run almost full speed I see a figure in front of me running he or she dont look to good but I decide to keep my distance, I don't need another charity case on my hands like petra god that girl was obsessed with me it got to the point where she had posters and body pillows

I was running behind the figure I had mentioned earlier they slowed dont once they saw the bench. They stopped and collapsed, I wanted to help ...NO I NEVER want to help i'm not going to help as minutes and even hours passed by they never fell asleep they just stared into the darkness, finally after about 2 and 1/2 hours they feel asleep.

I hate calling this person a "they" they dont look like they deserve a "they" they look like they deserve not a "they" they look like they deserve a name. I decide that i'm just going to find out who "they" are the gender I mean.

So I levi ackerman am now sitting with a (adorable) brat in my living room on my couch unconscious, LEVI HOW THE ACTUAL FFFFFF..... calm yourself ok we got this make a plan ,step one stop talking to yourself.... wait not going to work 30 seconds into planning and i'm already into plan B wait I never finished plan A how on earth do I have a plan B?

Your in love bro, no I am not , this kid is looove (ha shrek is love) no he is not , then why did you say he was adorable , I also said he was a brat , (deep breath in) Levi you call your grandma brat, you right levi you right, now stop talking to your self he might wake up and get scared ,ok you go girl ,stop ,you stop, no you first ,we are not 13 fix this , ok no one talk , it's only you Levi, SHUT UP, oh someone is on his male period.

This kid is cute .... what the pineapple on a stick Levi he is not. He looks like he has been through some stuff, I kinda wanna cuddle him. NO.I mean yeas but I can't can I? No he would get scared (after Levi talking to himself about his decision he decides to lay with eren on his couch)

I walk over to the couch ,I'm getting nervous. I gently pick this boy up(he still don't know his name) I'm holding him bridal style he is small to small he is thin I can feel his ribs (he can also feel.that booty) I lay down with him in my arms which is hard to do because he is FREAKING OUT I whisper (hey it's ok your ok alright go back to sleep) he settles in my arm I lay him all the way on my chest. He snuggles into my chest , he lays his head down and listens to my heart beat. I start to relax and I shift my leg and this kid sneaks his leg between. So now I am laying no snuggling with a cute but COMPLETE stranger. After some time I hear snoring. Soon after that I'm asleep , what did I get my self into