@keiragirl42862 dared me to sing 'Scars to your Beautiful' to Piper.
Me *goes to camp half blood*
Me *sets up a stereo*
Me *realises that I can't sing*
Me *considers getting singing lessons from Jack*
Me *realises that it would only make everything worse*
Piper *walking along with Jason despite the best efforts of a certain author IS ALIVE IN THIS WHAT FOURTH WALL BREAK I SEE NO FOURTH WALL BREAK*
Me *turns on the music*
Piper: Huh?
Me *leaps out and sings the whole bloody song*
Piper *crosses her arms* Magnus? Oh wow...Your delivery was pitchy and you were off tempo. And also, I know!
Me: *runs off and eats a vaguely concerning amount of falafel to drown my feelings, while regretting my life choices and wondering if it's possible to have two graves side by side for the same person, seeing as I'm already dead*
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