@CrystalWolf105 dared me to dye Sam and Alex's hair Loki, and make sure that it stays when they change.
Me *GETS GLOVES and sneaks into the room where Sam is staying with Alex*
Me: Jesus they can snore.
Me *dyes their hair rainbow and hopes they will kill me quickly*
Me *sneaks into Halfborn Gunderson's room and puts hair dye on his fingers*
THE NEXT MORNING, IN THE DINING HALL
*screams that everyone hears*
TJ: what was that?
Me: n-n-nothing? Ragnarok?
Halfborn: what did you do?
Sam *flies into the dining hall.*
Me *is disapointed that she is wearing a hijab and I can't see her hair*
Sam: WHERE IS MAGNUS CHASE
Me: HERE AND I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Sam: What? Do what?
Me *cussing in my head*: Whatever someone did.
Alex *in rainbow wolf form*: AAAGH! *lunges at me and starts savaging my arm*
Me: YOU LOOK LIKE A PRIDE MASCOT, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
Mallory: Halfborn has rainbow dye on his hands...
Alex and Sam *attack Halfborn and kill him. Blood goes on my falafel. I eat it anyway*
YOU ARE READING
Ask Magnus Chase
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