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Kissing Piper in front of Jason because kissing dares always go soo well for me (read the recents of Diary of a Falafel Lord)...here goes nothing.
Me: *sidles up to Piper* Piper: hey Will Piper: oh, hey Mango! Piper: dammit, hey Mergnus Me *punches tree*: HOW DO THESE THINGS SPREAD SO FAST? Piper: I heard it from Leo, who heard it from Frank, who heard it from Hazel, who heard it from Will, who heard it from Malcom, who heard it from Annabeth, who heard it from Alex. Me: I hate y'all, ya know? Piper: also, we have wattpad. Me: ...don't listen to a word they say Me: where's Jason Piper *takes a deep breath*: h-he's dead Me: NICO! *Nico and my clone run over* Nico: hey Magnus! Will: Mango Me *narrows eyes*: hair thief *cue the tumbleweed song, you know, DADADADADAAAAA DU DU DUUUUHH* Will: what do you want? Me: my uniqueness back. Will: wtf Nico: what's going on? Me: we need you to perform a forbidden ritual to bring Jason's soul back. It's urgent, the fate of Hotel Valhalla hangs in the balance. Nico: so...a quest. Me: yeah. Me *holds up perfect quality My Chemical Romance T-Shirt* Nico: I'll do it Nico *summons Jason* Jason: what's going on? Magnus? Piper? Piper *starts to cry* Me *grabs Piper and snogs her* Piper *kicks me in the nuts* Nico: WTF? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A QUEST Me *an octave to high*: yep! Done now! Bye! Me *waddles off* Piper+Will+Nico+Jason: what the actual fuck Magnus
