Okay, the dare was to get her SIX kittens
Me *gets 5 more shelter kittens*
Me *leaves one in her room in a box, with the note FROM A SECRET ADMIRER*
Me *watches*
Alex: what the fuck
Alex *opens it* WHAT THE FUCK
Sanguine *takes it back to his basket and curls around it and Samara*
Me *leaves one on her plate the next morning*
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK
Sanguine *takes it back to his basket and curls around it and Samara*
Me *pays Sam to fly overhead and drop a kitten in a parachute*
Alex: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON
Sanguine *takes it back to his basket and curls around it and Samara*
Me *wraps up her garrote like a ball of wool and gives it to a kitten*
Kitten *plays with the wool*
Alex *goes to grab the garrote to wards off any more kittens*
Alex: THIS ISN'T FUNNY BUT HOLY FUCK THAT'S A CUTE KITTEN
Alex: What the fuck is life any more
Sanguine *takes it back to his basket and curls around it and Samara*
Alex *grabs it and goes to the shelter to find out who's gotten all the kittens*
Me: hey alex
Alex: magnus fucking chase was this you?
*seven cats pop out of her shirt*
Me: no *holds out donut box*
Alex: oh. Thanks. *opens donut box*
*inside is a kitten*
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK
Sanguine *swipes it up and scuttles back into her jacket*
Alex: I WOULD KILL YOU BUT ONE OF THE KITTENS IS CHEWING ON MY GARROTTE.
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