Patrick stuff my friends

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So many people are thirsty for Patrick and IM HERE TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST FRIENDS. This is like a "dating _____ includes... and a whole bunch of the stuff in the other chapters i wrote thanks

How you guys met:
- you were walking late at night
- he was just kinda there walking too
- says he got back from one of Belch's parties and was walking home
- offered to walk you home
- yall actually got along and you didnt know why everyone said he was so bad

How He says He Likes You:
- he wrote it in your notebook in Bio
- "Y/N I don't usually like people at all, but you're an exception for some reason. I like you."
- smiley cutieE
- hes smiling and blushing a little
- cuTe

Roadtrip:
- patrick is driving
- listening to heavy metal or rap music
- stops and smokes a lot (don't drive high pls that is the WORST idea Patrick is a bad influence)
- singing and laughing
- he has the urge to crash the car a lot and you gotta calm him down
- rlly fun tho

How He Asks You Out:
- he just kinda asks casually at his house
- "y/n, i think i want you to be mine."
- it was kinda cute
- of course you say yeah
- smiles and stuff
- ((((secret softie))))

Dating Him Includes...:
- cuddles in his room
- smoking a whole lot
- partying a lot too
- hes only soft towards you and will cut anyone who fucks with you
- everyone being surprised about it and how he hasnt killed you yet
- getting rides to his house from Belch after-school and having "study sessions" ;;;)
- maKiNg OuT a WhOLe LoT
- hanging out with the gang a little bit too

Your Song:
• Hero by Skillet
- he will sing it a lot to you while you're trying to sleep or are upset
- you guys just both love it
- you kinda did need a hero and you got one (( AWWW ))

How you Sleep:
- you pretty much live at his house so you sleep together a lot
- he usually wraps his arms around your waist and brings you nice and close to him
- when he's in the mood he will spoon you so you know (spicey)
- only sleeps at like 2am and wakes up at 12pm even on school nights because hes a baaad bitch

When You're on Your Period:
- hes kinda confused as to what it is but figures out later
- kinda grossed out but puts up with you just barely
- will cut anyone for you
- offers to rip out your uterus
- "ill pass, Pat"

His Reaction listening to Cupcakke:
(Again the song is probably Deepthroat)
- "hot"
- kind of turned on by it
- what the fuck Patrick ok
- kinda laughs at some of the things she says
- his reaction is just calm

Swimming:
- skinny dipping at the Quarry
- *wInK wOnK*
- likes swimming a little
- will sometimes go to the Quarry together in the day and actually swim with shorts on
- he likes to dunk you and throw you into the water

Favourite Kind of Junk Food:
- usually chips, only when he has the munchies every 2 minutes and his favourite are Cool Ranch Doritos and Salt N Vinegar Lays

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Now yall Patrick stans r up to date, thnks
~ Myia

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