Merry Christler - LOSERS

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Hey ya'll and MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMASSSS 🙈🙈🙈🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄

Here's sum good bullshit to make ur hearts feel nice and wholesome😤

CHRISTMAS WITH THEM:

Bill:

- ya'll make Christmas cookies ❤️ cause ya'll a wholesome couple 🤪

- my heart literally hurts

- wearing matching Christmas sweaters

- you make one giant cookie in the shape of a heart and put ur names in it (IN SOBBING YALLLLLLLLLLL)

- he makes u try eggnog and u don't hate it or love it but he's obsessed (I literally hate it so pretend u are neutral about it whether you like it or don't ok? ok)

- -Listening to the classic Michael Bublé (my HUSBAND BYE )

- He got you SO MANY PRESENTS and u got him a little bit less but its fine

- What he got u that was the best: a giant stuffed bear ( ur spoiled lmao)

- What you got him that was the best: some charcoal pencils and a new sketch book

Richie:

- *biggest sigh in the world*

- a lot of "RiCHIE I SWEAR TO GOD-"

- he got u a lot of things but you got him SO much more

- watching Christmas movies and cuddling (aw)

- matching flannels because ur edgy queens 🤠along w some Christmas shirts

- What he got you that was the best: A necklace with his name on it (AW )

- What you got him that was the best: A new Hawaiian shirt (cuties) 

Eddie:

- oh my lord

- he bought you so many presents but it was kinda equaled out

- You guys watched Christmas movies and cuddled after presents

- he is kinda a kiss ass all day because Christmas

- you guys just have the day in because everything is closed and it was something nice

- What he got you that was the best: a nice little set of diamond earrings (they were hella expensive)

- What you got him that was the best: a new pair of mittens and a scarf (He is ALWAYS cold)

Stan:

- *big ol laugh*

- you guys do nothing because he doesn't celebrate Christmas

- he did get u one present because he knows you celebrate Christmas

- he just kinda plays video games and u join in

- its a fun day though cause everyday is fun w Stan ( awww )

- you still got him presents for Hanukah tho

- what he got u that was the best: a nice little necklace with a diamond on it

- what you got him that was the best: a little stuffed animal that was a lion with a heart on its stomach that said "I love you!"

Ben:

- he's such a Christmas dood 🤪

- literally Bill x100

- he doesn't fuck around when it comes to Christmas day

- he bought you MILLIONS OF PRESENTS

- you bought him a reasonable amount of presents

- you guys drink eggnog in your matching sweaters and watch Christmas movies while cuddling all day

- What he got you that was the best: A teddy bear that had a voice box in it that he recorded personally that has a message in his voice saying "Merry Christmas Y/N, you're my everything and I love you" (MY FUCKING WIG IS GONE 😩)

- What you got him that was the best: a set of books that had the history of Maine in it and every city in Maine including Derry to further his research

Mike:

- You guys spend your Christmas at your house

- You guys got an equal amount of presents for each other which wasn't much because you guys find Christmas isn't about the gifts its about spending time with family and the people you love (AGREED SIS)

- You mostly make gingerbread houses and watch Christmas movies and hang out with your siblings and play games with them

- What he got you that was the best: a fuzzy ass fuck blue blanket

- What you got him that was the best: A stuffed animal sheep that was really fuckin chibi and cute

Beverly:

- ya'll spend Christmas at your house like Mike

- you got her more gifts but u understand that she is kinda broke n you appreciate it all

- you guys wear matching onesies

- you watch Christmas movies in your room and cuddle (so wholesome)

- what you got her that was the best: a new floral dress and leggings to go with it

- what she got you that was the best: a Foreigner record (cUUte)

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that was so cute aw, my heart hurts ya'll 😩💖😢

imma try to get the cast done before 12am my time, its 11pm so I have an hour LETS GOOOOOO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

- Myia

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