Drunk Texts - LOSERS

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CLeArLy AGeD UP don't come for my skin pls

Also this will be like what they do when they are drunk/drunk texts, mostly drunk texts tho? idk we will see lmao

Bill:

- He usually needs more attention than usual

- "I will snort a line of cayenne pepper if you don't answer me"

- "I swear to god Y/N I will cuddle you"

- "I WILL START RECITING THE WHOLE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IN 0.004 SECONDS"
- His favourite drink: probably fruity coolers

Richie:

- oh god

- oh lawd he comin

- drinks a lot first of all, Richies always partying dude never stops

- usually a lot of spicy texts but he turns into an actual crackhead so its weird as fuck

- "Send me videos, I'm thirsty for uuu 💦💦" (if you haven't seen that I'm so srry)

- "Imma do u up in the bed, like a monsterrrr 👹👹👹👹"

- what an idiot

- His favourite drink: probably rum & coke or something edgy like that

Eddie:

- usually very chill, like complete opposite Eddie

- "dude, listen, what if the birds really do work for the bourgeoisie.. I mean it makes sense hear me out-"

- conspiracy queen

- he's literally just like that weird uncle that tells you the government is watching you through your toes

- His favorite drink: probably like Bill something fruity or vodka mixed with like juice

Stan:

- He just loves his life again opposite Stan

- "Y/N, Y/N, life is beautiful man, you're beautiful 💖💘💕💘💗💞💝💞💓💖"

- "Y/N accept yourself, love yourself, accept yourselff" (is this entire chapter gonna be memes? Probably)

- "I love you Y/N  you're so great what even"

- Acts like he's smoking weed bro

- His favourite drink: probably gin + tonic something weird like that

Ben:

- LMAO

- you think he gets wasted?

- absolutely not

- he will have a few drinks but never get blackout sending you texts drunk

- if anything you will be with him or he will just text you sweet things like

- "I'm being safe love don't worry. Love you text you later❤️"

- "Hope you're doing good, thinking of you. xoxo"

- on some CUTE SHIT PERIODDD

- His favourite drink: WatEr (no it would probably be something like candy tasting like green apple or those like crisp apple ones idk I'm not a drinker anymore I'm old I don't the names of drinks)

Mike:

- same as Ben

- Doesn't drink a lot, but drinks more than Ben if that makes sense

- He won't get blackout, but close to it

- He just sends you cute quotes

-"So many of my smiles begin with you, I love you"

- "You're always my first and last thought before I wake up and go to sleep"

- Lol gay (im sorry)

- His favourite drink: probably some peach schnapps tbh that drank LIT

Beverly:

- bro

- Im scared for you

- Real crackhead hours

- "Y/N you smell like ketchup"

- "*microwave noises*"

- " 🅱️ e a n s"

- O god someone come get ya girlll

- Favourite drink: something hard like black rum or tequila on ice of course

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~ Myia

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