Them as Things I've Said

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Bill: *stutters badly while ordering food* (I actually stutter like motherfucking Bill himself)

Richie:  lady on phone- can I speak to Mr. Wang? me- you dont wanna talk to my wang. (this deadass happened like a week ago)

Eddie: dont look at me I dont want your HPV!

Stan: well, apparently rock bottom has a basement.

Bev: (to my gf) hAAAAAAAA gAyyyyyy

Vic: here's a cup of calm the fuck down.

Patrick: if grape juice was a person, i'd fuck it.

Henry: the voices in my head are Not insane thank you! good day!

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 12, 2018 ⏰

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