Chapter 1

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I'm just gonna copy paste the first 20 chapters tbh.

So before you guys read this, I just want you guys to know a few things. First off, I write half of these chapters when it's 4am and I want a big laugh, so some chapters may be shitty and full of 4am humor. This story is all texts, no paragraphs. The phones and the texting app were both made by Leo, and all the demigods are in college (some at Camp Jupiter and some in the mortal world). There's no plot at all, just teenagers being teenagers. Right now I'm only adding 13 characters, and they are:

Percy ~ perseaus (SEA what I did there? ;) )

Annabeth ~ smarter than you (she is)

Piper ~ McPiper

Jason ~ Sparky sparky

Frank ~ goldfish (do you guys remember that one scene in SoN?)

Hazel ~ g(old)

Leo ~ mcshizzle (supersized mcshizzle! Also matching with Piper!)

Nico ~ spooky scary skeletons

Reyna ~ Reyst in peace

Grover ~ save the environment fuckers (gods I miss Grover)

Will ~ Wouldiwas

Calypso ~ calala (calalalalalalalypso)

Rachel ~ monarachel (Monalisa who)

I hope you enjoy this story!

Disclaimer:I don't own the riordanverse.

[perseaus made the group chat: Heroes of Olympuns]

[perseaus added monarachel, save the environment fuckers, smarter than you, and 9 others]

Perseaus: heyyyyy

[spooky scary skeletons left the group chat]

[perseaus added spooky scary skeletons]

Spooky scary skeletons: you guys already talk too much when we're out together

Spooky scary skeletons: why do you guys have to make me suffer when you guys are far, far away too

Perseaus: because that's what good friends do

Smarter than you: this gc has just been made but I already know it's cursed

[smarter than you is offline]

Perseaus: wow ok

[spooky scary skeletons is offline]

Perseaus: no one wants to talk to me :''(

Perseaus: wow ok no one's answering

Perseaus: rude

[perseaus is offline]

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