They're gonna mention Infinity War, but there won't be any spoilers.
[disclaimer: STILL don't own the riordanverse]
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Smarter than you: Why's Leo on fire this time
Calala: I promised to watch Infinity War with him today
Monarachel: oh no
Smarter than you: oh no
Save the environment, fuckers: oh no
McShizzle: oh yES
[Perseaus is online]
Perseaus: Hey Annabeth, you want to know who's beautiful?
Perseaus: say the first word again ;)
Smarter than you: "Hey"?
Perseaus: oh crap I messed up
Monarachel: anyways,,
Monarachel: have you guys heard of the dude who fainted while watching Infinity War
McShizzle: probably fainted because of how ugly Thanos is
Save the environment, fuckers: wow Leo
McShizzle: ;)
McShizzle: when are we gonna gooooooo
Calala: in 30 minutes
McShizzle: I hope we'll see a lot of Spider-man and Iron man bonding
Perseaus: :))
Smarter than you: don't spoil anything for them Percy
Perseaus: my lips are sealed, wise girl
Monarachel: not like you spoiled the movie for me :((((
Perseaus: I said I'm sorry
Monarachel: sorry doesn't take back what you've done :(((
Save the environment, fuckers: I'm ok with Thanos killing everyone however he shouldn't fucking dare touch a single fucking animal
McShizzle: Thanos is an angry vegan who kills anyone who eats meat
Perseaus: does eating my girlfriend out count
Calala: eww
Monarachel: ^
Smarter than you: first, we've never had sex
McShizzle: lmao Percy's still a virgin
Smarter than you: second, you eat hamburgers every week, so Thanos would kill you whether or not we fucked before
Calala: can't wait for the day he finally does kill Percy
Perseaus: r u d e
[spooky scary skeletons is online]
Spooky scary skeletons: I heard "kill Percy" and I came here as fast as I could
Spooky scary skeletons: am I late I wanted to kill him myself
Perseaus: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO RUDE TO ME
Smarter than you: sorry babe
Save the environment, fuckers: I'm going to start a Percy protection squad
Smarter than you: I'm in
McShizzle: Frank and Hazel would want to join
McShizzle: however I enjoy teasing Percy so I'll pass
Perseaus: my best 4 friends
Perseaus: the rest of y'all don't deserve me
Spooky scary skeletons: we deserve better
Monarachel: IM-
Calala: damn right
McShizzle: oh my fuck Nico
Save the environment, fuckers: #percyprotectionsquad
Smarter than you: I'm sitting next to Percy and he's currently debating whether or not throwing his phone into the fire is a good idea y'all broke this boy's heart
Spooky scary skeletons: whoops
Calala: ehh he broke Nico and Rachel and my hearts before so that's just payback
McShizzle: Mr. Heartbreaker
McShizzle: baaaaabe we should goooooo
Perseaus: leave and NEVER COME BACK
Calala: bye
[Calala is offline]
[McShizzle is offline]
Monarachel: but honestly Pers I really care about you even tho you spoiled infinity war for me
Perseaus: thanks
Save the environment, fuckers: I love you bro
Save the environment, fuckers: no homo tho
Perseaus: same bro
Perseaus: ily bro
Save the environment, fuckers: ilyt bro
Spooky scary skeletons: I'm literally the straightest person texting at the moment
Smarter than you: excuse you he said no homo
Perseaus: yes homo
Save the environment, fuckers: a lot of homo
Perseaus: So much fucking homo oh my gods
Smarter than you: I don't know whether to laugh or to be jealous
Spooky scary skeletons: all of the above
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
