Perseaus: guys Nico's surprise birthday party starts at 7pm you should all be at my apartment soon, ok?
Goldfish: umm Percy?
Goldfish: you do realize Nico's in this group chat right?
Smarter than you: I'm dating a fucking idiot
[spooky scary skeletons is online]
Spooky scary skeletons: it's Hazel
Spooky scary skeletons: I saw the notification before Nico and I kinda stole his phone
Spooky scary skeletons: don't tell the stolls they'll probably ask me to help them with their pranks
Perseaus: what do I do what do I do what do I DO LEO WHY THE FUCK CANT I DELETE MESSAGES
[McShizzle is online]
McShizzle: I like to watch you guys suffer lmfao
Goldfish: can I kill Leo for that message please
McShizzle: and I just thought you WARMED UP TO ME
Goldfish: that was an awful pun
smarter than you: ^
Spooky scary skeletons: guys Nico's searching for his phon g
[perseaus removed spooky scary skeletons from the group chat]
Smarter than you: what the actual fuck Percy
Perseaus: I'm sorry I panicked
Perseaus: hey at least he can't see the messages now!
[G(old) is online]
G(old): No offense Percy but that was idiotic and someone else should be the group admin (ily tho)
McShizzle: I second that
Goldfish: I third that (sorry Perce)
Smarter than you: I forth that
[perseaus made smarter than you group admin]
Smarter than you: wow I'm honored
Goldfish: we have a better admin now thank god
Perseaus: r u d e
Goldfish: sorry Perce ?
Perseaus: :(((
G(old): but seriously Leo shouldn't we be able to delete messages
Smarter than you: it'd be a real help whenever Percy does something stupid
McShizzle: nah
McShizzle: seeing you guys suffer is way funner than working on a delete button
Perseaus: sorry to change the topic but it's 5:50pm are you guys coming over or...
[smarter than you added spooky scary skeletons to the group chat]
Monarachel: sorry we removed you Nico but a certain someone was an idiot and removed you from the group chat to fix his mistakes
Spooky scary skeletons: I don't know the story (I expect to know the details tomorrow at lunch) but I bet the idiot is Percy
Smarter than you: yup (babe if you're reading this I still love you, idiot)
Spooky scary skeletons: but seriously guys thanks for planning this whole thing
Spooky scary skeletons: I was actually really happy today thanks to you guys
Wouldiwas: it's no problem really
Wouldiwas: love you sweetie
Spooky scary skeletons: love you too
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
