[Beauty and Grace made the group chat: we're gonna tell her]
[Beauty and Grace added Perseaus, Monarachel, and Smarter than you]
Perseaus: THALIA DONT YOU DARE
Monarachel: sorry Perce
Perseaus: DUDE SHES GONNA KILL IF SHE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED
Beauty and Grace: that'd be fun to watch!
Smarter than you: ?
Smarter than you: what's happening here
Perseaus: NOTHING
Smarter than you: tell me what
Monarachel: today a girl started hitting on Percy
Smarter than you: oh
Perseaus: I can hear her fucking sharpening her sword in the living room
Smarter than you: I'm sharpening my pencil, Percy
Perseaus: oh my gods she's gonna stab the girl with a pencil
Beauty and Grace: so Percy and Rachel and I were walking around camp Jupiter with our coffee and whatnot
Beauty and Grace: and a girl comes up to Percy
Monarachel: she wouldn't stop flirting with him
Perseaus: I swear to the gods I was so uncomfortable
Beauty and Grace: she goes "Valentine's day is coming up and i need a bae"
Monarachel: wanna know what Percy told her?
Perseaus: oh gods
Smarter than you:probably something stupid
Beauty and Grace: "well you need to find the shore"
Monarachel: get it? As in bae and bay?
Perseaus: it was funny tho
Smarter than you: Seaweed brain that's the lamest joke I've ever read
Perseaus: Wise girl i can hear you giggling
Smarter than you: stfu babe
Beauty and Grace: ANYWAYS
Monarachel: she gets really close to Percy
Monarachel: and she offers him bed pleasure
Perseaus: I'm still extremely disgusted she suggested we fucked even afterI told her I had a girlfriend
Beauty and Grace: I love how Rache just calls it bed pleasure instead of sex
Beauty and Grace: both of us aretoo grossed out by the fact that people actually find Percy attractive enough to have sex with him
Smarter than you: Rachel used to fantasize about jumping on that D a few years ago
Monarachel: anyways,,
Perseaus: ANYWAYS
Monarachel: and then this one girl shows up and goes "what the fuck are you cheating on me with the Neptune kid"
Beauty and Grace: it was a mess after that tbh
Monarachel: we watched those two fucking fight in public
Monarachel: the girl who was being almost cheated on got fucking pissed (don't blame her)
Beauty and Grace: but then they started making out and they just left
Monarachel: just disappeared
Beauty and Grace: just
Beauty and Grace: gone
Monarachel: then we got cookies
Beauty and Grace: the end
Smarter than you: this was wild start to finish
Perseaus: how sharp is the pencil
Smarter than you: sharp enough to stab a bitch or two
Monarachel: oh my fucking gosh Anna
Smarter than you: anyone who calls me Anna is gonna get stabbed by my pencil
Perseaus: Anna you're so cute
Smarter than you: idk whether to thank you or to stab you with the pencil
Beauty and Grace: both
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[heroes of olympuns]
[smarter than you changed the group chat name to: "just stabbed a bitch"]
Save the environment, fuckers: w h a t
Perseaus: don't worry it was with a pencil
Save the environment, fuckers: yknow what
Save the environment, fuckers: I'm just
Save the environment, fuckers:not gonna ask
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
