Smarter than you: what did one cell tell his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Monarachel: what?
Smarter than you: mitosis
Spooky scary skeletons: I wanna die
McShizzle: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
McShizzle: it becomes daytrogen
Spooky scary skeletons: s t o p
Monarachel: So oxygen went on a date with potassium today. It went...OK
Smarter than you: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium...OMG
McShizzle: actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like "NO"
Spooky scary skeletons: I'm done with all of you
McShizzle: stop being a HO
Monarachel: what do you do when a chemist dies
Monarachel: You barium
Smarter than you: why are chemists great at solving problems?
Smarter than you: they've got all the solutions
[spooky scary skeletons has left the group chat]
[McShizzle added spooky scary skeletons to the group chat]
Spooky scary skeletons: I hate you guys
Monarachel: love you too
McShizzle: stop spreading your negativity in this group chat
Spooky scary skeletons: electrons
McShizzle: Fuck you
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[3am, private conversation between Perseaus and Save the Environment, fuckers]
Perseaus: hey Grover what mouse moves in two legs
Save the environment, fuckers: Mickey
Save the environment, fuckers: why?
Perseaus: what duck moves in two legs
Save the environment, fuckers: Donald?
Perseaus: no, all of them
Save the environment, fuckers: fUCK
Perseaus: :)))
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
