Perseaus: why are my hands cold but not the rest of me
Spooky scary skeletons: the ghosts are holding your hands
Perseaus: How romantic
Perseaus: also my nose is cold
Smarter than you: didn't you just say the rest of you was warm?
McPiper: put your nose in the oven
Perseaus: ok
Wouldiwas: Percy are you out in the snow
Perseaus: ...maybe
Spooky scary skeletons: that explains a lot
Smarter than you: Percy i stg I have a lot on my plate and I'm not ready to deal with a sick boyfriend
Perseaus: I'm a son of Poseidon I'm immuuuuuuuuune to the weather
Perseaus: the cold never bothered me anyway
Wouldiwas: I just came to get him he's sneezing a lot
Perseaus: I'm fine
Wouldiwas: I'm taking him to Annabeth and his dorm
Perseaus: The weather doesn't affect me tho since I'm a son of Poseidon I'm immune to the cold
Wouldiwas: no the fuck you aren't
Smarter than you: no the fuck you aren't
McPiper: no the fuck you aren't
Sparky sparky: no the duck you aren't
Sparky sparky: fuck*
Sparky sparky: ducking typos
Sparky sparky: shit
Perseaus: it'd be better if you just stopped, sparky sparky boom man
Spooky scary skeletons: you watch Avatar?
McPiper: ^
Perseaus: ummm yeah?
Perseaus: it's only the best cartoon to ever exist
Smarter than you: I don't even like cartoons but I have to admit Avatar's pretty cool
Perseaus: IM THE AVATAR
McPiper: in your fucking dreams pers
Perseaus: but i control air and water and also my dad's the earth shaker and I've been trying to practice to
Perseaus: yknow
Perseaus: shake the earth
Perseaus: all I gotta learn is firebending now
Spooky scary skeletons: as much as I don't want to, I have to admit he has a point
Sparky sparky: does that make me an airbender
Spooky scary skeletons: I guess
Wouldiwas: just don't go and die on us
Sparky sparky: I make no promises
Smarter than you: but wouldn't Jason bea lightning bender
Wouldiwas: Crap Anna's right
Smarter than you: don't ever call me that again
Wouldiwas: ok Anna
[Reyst in peace is online]
Reyst in peace: what the fuck even is this conversation
Perseaus: FUCK THERE SHOULDNT BE TWO AVATARS
Wouldiwas: oh hey rey
McPiper: Rey Rey you you
Perseaus: I don't like your pipesfriend
Smarter than you: No way no way
Sparky sparky: I think you need a new one
Spooky scary skeletons: Rey Rey you you
Perseaus: I can be your reyfriiiieeend
Reyst in peace: are you guys going to make fun of me for myold crush on Jason tillthe day I die
Perseaus: till the day you Reyst in peace
Reyst in peace: I can't believe I had a crush on you too
[reyst in peace is offline]
Spooky scary skeletons: h a you deserved it
Perseaus: stfu Nico
Spooky scary skeletons: :))
[spooky scary skeletons is offline]
Wouldiwas: Crap now that he isn't busy texting I should go see if he decided to kill someone
Perseaus: wow Will is boyfriend goals
Wouldiwas: I know :)
[wouldiwas is offline]
McPiper: well all the fun's gone
McPiper: well sparky sparky boom man and smartie are still here but Percy's gonna make this group chatboring
Perseaus: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Smarter than you: and you're not going out for another week except for classes because you're sick
Perseaus: but I'm immune!
Smarter than you: no the duck you aren't
Smarter than you: fuck*
Smarter than you: shit typos are contagious
McPiper: byyyyye sisters
[McPiper is offline]
[sparky sparky is offline]
Perseaus: hey Annabeth
Perseaus: we're alone ;))
Smarter than you: stop trying to sext in the group chat
[smarter than you is offline]
Perseaus: wow rude
[perseaus is offline]
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A/N: hA Jason makes no promises to stay alive ;'')
Also according to the Riordan wikia Percy's immune to the cold but again it's my shitty 4am humor.
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
