Perseaus: Grover?
Perseaus: best friend?
Perseaus: best bro?
Perseaus: BROver?
Spooky scary skeletons: wtf Percy
Perseaus: greatest buddy ever?
Perseaus: Grover I'm sorry
Save the environment, fuckers: SORRY DOESNT BRING BACK MY SKITTLES PERCY
Spooky scary skeletons: w o w
Perseaus: I'll buy you a new one!
Save the environment, fuckers: no
Save the environment, fuckers: you've already betrayed my trust, Pers
Spooky scary skeletons: wtf is even going on
Perseaus: he won't forgive me for eating his skittles!
Save the environment, fuckers: WHY SHOULD I FORGIVE YOU YOU ATE MY SKITTLES
Perseaus: I'll buy you five bags of skittles!
Save the environment, fuckers: YOU CAN BUY MORE SKITTLES BUT YOU CANT BUY MY TRUST THAT YOUVE OFFICIALLY LOST NOW
Spooky scary skeletons: both of you shut up and make up or I'll call Annabeth
Perseaus: shit
Save the environment, fuckers: ok I forgive you Pers
Save the environment, fuckers: (aslongasyougetmethosefiveskittles)
Perseaus: I'll give em to you in five minutes
Spooky scary skeletons: are you that scared of Annabeth when she's in mom mode
Perseaus: yes
Save the environment, fuckers: yes
Spooky scary skeletons: Honestly same
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
