[disclaimer: the riordanverse is still not called the juneverse, so no, I don't own anything or anyone in the riordanverse.]
Save the environment, fuckers: I have the strange urge to add Thalia to this gc
Smarter than you: d o i t
Reyst in peace: sure why not
Perseaus: NO WE ALREADY HAVE ENOGH PEOPLE IN THE "EMBRASSING PERCY SQUAD"
Smarter than you: enough*
Reyst in peace: if he's not adding her then I am
Perseaus: I regret making this group chat all youguys do is tease me
[reyst in peace added Beauty and Grace]
Beauty and Grace: what the fuck is up bitches
Perseaus: wellshe replies quickly
Smarter than you: Hey Thals ❤️
Beauty and Grace: hey babe ❤️
Save the environment, fuckers: they're being more romantic than Percy and Annabeth are together
Perseaus: then Grover and I will be romantic in return then
Reyst in peace: and I will fifth wheel if I stay here any longer
[reyst in peace is offline]
Beauty and Grace: so what's new y'all
Smarter than you: Percy and Grover are dating, Jason and Piper and Reyna had a threesome, Hazel has a pet turtle, and Leo and Calypso watched Infinity War
Beauty and Grace: w o w
Save the environment, fuckers: Percy since when were we dating
Perseaus: since the day we met
Save the environment, fuckers: true
Save the environment, fuckers: I'm straight but if I was gay I'd probably want to date you
Perseaus: I'm surprised you aren't PANsexual
Save the environment, fuckers: AHAHAHAHAHA
Perseaus: AHAHAHAHAHA
Smarter than you: Thals you should definitely come over soon
Beauty and Grace: Artemis is planning on coming over in a week
Beauty and Grace: Tell Jason he should have the balls to finally propose to Piper by the next week I wanna be there to see my brother propose to my future sister in law
Perseaus: w o w
Save the environment, fuckers: ARTEMIS IS COMING OVER
Save the environment, fuckers: OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
Save the environment, fuckers: I CANT BELIEVE IT
Save the environment, fuckers: IM GONNA GO TELL JUNIPER
[save the environment, fuckers is offline]
Perseaus: You guys know how every year we decorate a tree during Christmas?
Perseaus: we should decorate Thalia this year
Beauty and Grace: wtf Percy
Perseaus: :]
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Important:Ok so should I add a bit of Theyna or Thaluke or both or neither? If I choose Theyna, it'dbe the squad teasing Reyna about her crush on Thalia. If I chooseThaluke, it's pretty much be all "hey Annabeth,remember the second Titan war?!" "YES I REMEMBER THALIA'S CRUSH ON LUKE." If I choose neither, Thalia would be aromantic and asexual. Idk what to do?
Remember I take constructive criticism!
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
