Perseaus: I'm writing a song
McPiper: what's it called
Perseaus: it's called "how to tell my girlfriend she's a cheater that broke my heart"
McPiper: w h a t
Smarter than you: Percy it was just monopoly
Perseaus: played with my heart just like she plays monopoly
Spooky scary skeletons: wtf Percy I literally thought Anna fucked another slut for a second there
Perseaus: another?
Spooky scary skeletons: ur slut number 1
McPiper: lmaooooo
Smarter than you: Percy and I haven't fucked before
Perseaus: hmm wanna change that ;)
Spooky scary skeletons: excuse you sexting is in private convos only
McPiper: my mother's the goddess of love and even I don't wannaknow what you guys do in bed please sext in private
Smarter than you: sorry babe ❤️
McPiper: no problem sweetheart ❤️ love you baby
Smarter than you: love you too sweetheart
Spooky scary skeletons: here comes the jealous boyfriend oh no oh no oh no
Perseaus: always plays me like a game of monopoly
Smarter than you: Percy for the last fucking time I didn't cheat in monopoly
Perseaus: yes you did!
Smarter than you: no I fucking did not
McPiper: gtg my battery is low
Spooky scary skeletons: So is my self esteem
McPiper: what
Spooky scary skeletons: what
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
