One of the much more adarable characters of Attack On Titan was down right forgotten. I find Mina to be adorable and kind unlike most AOT characters Mina is never rude, she was killed in episode 5 but this story will change that for the better enjoy
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines and instead all I got was you cupcake cock-clowns and a side order fuck nuggets. I can see at a glance at least that 50% of you are cock-suckers and the other 50% are cock-suckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm gonna' shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it will trigger a geological event. Youu all reek of poverty and animal abuse, every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion. You shit-stains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cock-gobble and circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night, you probably signed up just to get pounded by the titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized Titans don't actually have dicks. You're sensitive pussies cried so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling, fairy-tinkle bag puff of fuck nuggets are gonna' get you collective anal cavaties stretched so far apart you'll think you're getting double fisted by the colossal titan himself. I will reorganize the failure that is all your lives, I will fuck-start your soul! I'll make you Mongoloid rock-chompin thunder cunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion I'm gonna chop up your shriveled balls put em where your eyes should be put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata hell shit so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of business. But fear not cuz in 3 years I will turn you cock-monarchs into fuck-masters of galactic destruction!" Keith finally finished.
Geez that was the longest introduction ever.
We'll he doing his job so if he trains us in a way no man can than I'll put up with it.
Keith interrogated everyone and even a really cute girl.
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She introduced herself as Mina and I thought even the name was cute.
I was so gonna talk to her after class.
"AND WHAT ABOUT YOU SHIT STAIN WHAT PORE EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE TO GET DEVOURED BY A TITAN!?" Keith asked me.
I slammed my fist on my chest and looked him in the eye.
"I'M (F/N) (L/N) FROM WALL MARIA SIR. I PLAN TO JOIN THE SCOUTS SIR AND I WON'T DIE TILL I'VE KILLED MY 5TH HUNDRED AND IF I KILL NONE THAN SO BE IT!" I yelled.
"HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU TALK TO MUCH (insert bad nickname here)!?" Keith asked.
'That's not what your mom said last night' I thought with a straight face.
"You probably just insulted me didn't you!?" Keith said.
'Wait wha-' He head butted me.
'Ow son of a bitch can read minds!' I thought holding my head.
"AT THE VERY LEAST YOU DIDN'T FALL TO YOUR KNEES UNLIKE HORSE FACE OVER THERE!" He yelled moving on.
Mina P.O.V
I saw (Y/N) introduce himself and thought he was kinda cute.
I giggled when he got head butted but did my best to keep my composure.
