Once Upon A Time In Konoha (SasuSaku Fanfiction)

Chapter Twenty-Four

After they won third place in the "Three-Legged Race", and second in the guessing game, they were soon sitting on opposite chairs facing each other as did the other top five couples.

The next event will test their knowledge on each other for they will soon answer various questions given by the assistant organizer of the legendary Jiraiya..

Well, if he arrives on time.

"Damn it.. Why is that assistant so freakin' late!" Sakura complained.

"Hn. Princess, calm down."

"Calm down?! CALM DOWN!?!?! It's been almost an hour!"

"....."

"Darn it! Whoever that good for nothing, assistant bastard is, I'm going to-"

"Good day everyone!!!"

Said a silver haired man with a mask covering his mouth and a small orange book in hand.

"YOU!"

The princess shouted while pointing at him with an accussing finger.

"You! Fine sir, is the exact opposite of a punctual citizen! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!"

".. Honey, please? Shut. Up." Sasuke tried to sweetly calm down his 'wife'..

"No! You shut up, Sweeetheart!"

"Make me."

Oh, that is the last straw!

"Watch what you're saying Uchiha!!"

"Bring it on Haruno."

"GAH!!! Jesus Christ! Stop it."

"Hn. Stop what?"

"STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!"

"Only, if you'd stop being annoying!"

"Ohoh! Me? Annoying?!"

"Want me to spell it?"

"KAMI! YOU GOD FOR SAKEN' MOTHERFU-!!!!"

"Oi! Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha, cut it out!"

Kakashi interrupted, as him and the other couples only watch the heated argument in total shock.

Certainly though, you can't blame them.. Have you ever seen a married couple act like they hated each others' guts?

Well...

"Ahem," the silver haired pervert began,

"Now that everyone seems to be ..uh.. not verbally abusing their husband or wife, let's start the game. The mechanics are simple: I'm going to ask some questions.. Now, this game will test how much you guys know each other. Meaning: You're answers have to be the same. First couple to get a same answer in three questions, wins!"

"Hai!"

"Okay, let's start!

Question no. 1: If you were to describe your husband/wife with one word that starts with letter 'A', what would that be? Go!"

If you were one of those 'normal couples', I know you would answer adorable, amazing, or maybe artistic..

But for the typical Sasuke and Sakura,

Sakura's ans: Arrogant!

Sasuke's ans: Annoying.

Kakashi sweat dropped (-.-')

"Okay! So no one got a same answer. On to the next: Describe your partner with a fruit or a vegetable. Go!"

Other couples' answers: strawberry, cherry or raddish.