Kiri's KitKat Addiction

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Oda narrates

This is the tragic tale of an ugly boy name Kiri and his Kitkat addiction

Kiri: what's tragic about it i'm not dead yet!!

Shut up I'm narrating!!!!

Kiri: and who are u calling ungly, i'm gorgeous.

U're uglier than my hairy ass!!

Kiri: no one need to know ur ass was hairy.......

Any way it began one cold summer's night

Kiri: it's summer why is the night cold, it's suppose to be hot.

Shut up I'm telling this tale

Kiri: yeah but its about me

It's doesn't matter!! *exhales* so on this sumer's night as COLD as it was Kiri as UGLY as he was......

Kiri: Quit saying i'm ugly!!! you shatter mirrors beyond repair. 

For the love of Christ do you want to tell this story?!!

Kiri: yes i do

Too bad i'm alredy telling it. Shall we continue, in a fit he rushes at the door bursting into the room, "i need kitkat" he said with an insane look on his face drooling.

Kiri: there was no drool.

yes there was

no there wasn't

yes there was 

no there wasn't

yes there was infinity i win. becuse i had no money nor any desire to give him i killed him

Kiri: no you didn't i'm still standing right here

I'm going to kill you right now!!

Kiri: AAAHHH!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KILL ME!!!!!!

You will die that's what makes this tale tragic!!!!!!

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