Kiri's Zombie Morning

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This is what you get for evsdrops, that's why it's the eleventh sin. "Thou shall not evsdrop"

Middle of the night....

Kiri: [snoring]ZZzzzzZZZzzzz!!!! [hears footsteps and wakes up]

don't really know how he heard the footsteps over his pig like snoring right, it just happened. 

Kiri: [about to crawl off the bed, falls head first and his naked butt is in the air]

uncensore your eyes and look at his BUTT!! [I like big butts and i cannot lie] 

Kiri: [ppeing by Hei's room] 

Inside the room.....

Ryu: give me th knife let me gut him!

Hei: [hands Ryu a butcher's knife]

Voice: no wait brother!! Don't kill me. I will do better.

Ryu: stop squirming you idgit, i might cut myself!!

Hei: gut him! pull out the intestines!

Ryu: [plunges the knife and pulls out in testines, blood spuing everywhere]

Kiri: [looking at the intentines in Ryu's hands, runs off vomiting]

Hei: [look to the door] did you hear something.

Kego: [sits up] nope not really. More gutting!

Next morning.......

Kiri: [walks out his room into the dining room]

Kego: [passses Kiri] are you okay, you look like you seen a ghost.

Kiri: [SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL, WRIPS HIS CLOTHES OFF AND RUNS AROUND NAKED]

Juni: [sipping his tea] =_= someone tell me what this moron is doing now. 

Ryu: [licking red jelly from his fingers] i don't know.

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