005. " drunken rants "

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2:13am

fuck off loser

mood bc you've been ignoring me for the past few days i miss talking to you )))))):and even if i am dating magnolia ur still cute and i wanna b friends friends with b e n e f i t s hahahah joking wow i'm like so funny i'm so PUNNY but i didn't mak...

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mood bc you've been ignoring me for the past few days
i miss talking to you )))))):
and even if i am dating magnolia
ur still cute and i wanna b friends
friends with b e n e f i t s
hahahah joking wow i'm like so funny
i'm so PUNNY
but i didn't make a pun
so it's irrelevant ugh 😡🤚🏼
idk if i'm drunk
or horny
possibly both
but this party is boring
and i wanna be here with youuuuuuu
babygirl what's ur name
lemme talk to u
lemme buy you a drink
i'm so horny
pls fuck me
ok BRICC STOP
UR SO THICC
ugh
if i'm being honest
i like talking to you
and i also go past your trig class
every morning during period 2
to see you threw the lil window
i had to ask sooooo many people if they knew what class u were in
i love how you always wear mom jeans
and a cool graphic tee
but they're never the same
idk i guess ur cute
idk why i'm saying this when i'm with magnolia
it's just we've been dating before and ig
idk
it's like i belong to her
and even tho we break up we're technically still together
it's always on and off
and i just want something new
and interesting
and i met you (::::::
and you fill like all of those
your like the messiah on the messiah checklist
did that make sense???
idk
it's like ur perfect
and you do everything i could ask you to do
not like you've given me a bj yet but hehee just wait
also
my head hurts
but it's fine i'll find some drugs to help with that
only the L E G A L kind dw
i'm not like that fuckin weirdo
what's his name
long hair
christian ronaldo
yeah
druggy and really dodgy
but ain't his dad like a priest.... or something
i don't do religion
as you can tell
what was i saying
BASICALLG
IM DRUNK
WND IM SURPRISED I WROTE THIS MUCH
BUT I WANNA B FRIENDS
AND MAYBE SPEAK TO YOU IRL??
we could b besties
and i'm super super sad without you ):
so hmu when you're done being moody hmm
sorry not sorry
nooooooo i'm joking
don't b mad at me
i wanna see ur daily selfies
and you won't accept my request on insta ):

kels ))))):
idk if you're a stalker or what
you're sosoSO annoying
and i did not need that spam

dumbass brick dick
so you're still mad???
lemme call you so we can talk this out
idk if i can talk but i'll try for you
<3
i'm sorry pls forgive me

kels ))))):
ur acc a dork
but lemme think on it

dumbass brick dick
but you've been thinking for the past TWO DAYS
i've wanked off a whole 50 times
one wank 4 every hour

kels ))))):
hmm ok fine
i accept your dumb apology
still annoying tho

dumbass brick dick
OMG YAYAYAYAHAHA
F A V
now what's the tea
let me take a sister selfie
with my sister shellphone
haha get it cus i'm a sister snail

FAV KELS <3
pls stop
ur hurting me
emotionally and physically

dumbass brick dick

sister selfie while being sister shirtless

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sister selfie
while being sister shirtless

FAV KELS <3
okay but why is it so bright
it's like 3 am

dumbass brick dick
it's called a sister selfie light
ok i'm going to stop
because i have a headache
grrrr
i hate headaches
make me feel like poo
so goodnight
sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bight

FAV KELS <3
gn dumbass
btw that meme died about a month ago

dumbass brick dick
bye shisters!!!!!

𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥, brick armstrong Where stories live. Discover now