7:49pm
qt
i got my makeup didcompliment me
loser
are you an elevator, because i wanna go down on you?qt
GROSS
BLOCKED
💀💀💀💀loser
pls
as if you could do betterqt
are you a camera? cus everytime i look at you i smileloser
B O R I N G
literally everyone uses thatqt
it's a CLASSICloser
id like to put an unexpected item in your bagging areaqt
if you were a transformer you'd be an optimus FINE tfloser
if your phone number was how much you won in the lottery, how much money would you have???qt
is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?loser
yk what's on the menu? me-n-uqt
i could write 51 constitutional articles about why i need youloser
i would walk into mordor for youqt
are you evan hansen? bc u make me wanna rub my nipples and start moaning in delightloser
if u were a cat i'd spend my 9 lives with youqt
ur so peng u made me forget my pickup lineloser
what's ur problem with the word 'peng'qt
HAHAHAHAH
I WINloser
fuck off
i let you winqt
bc i'm a qt????loser
clearlyqt
UWU
YOU ARE READING
𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥, brick armstrong
Fanfictiontext message/instagram au ❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are❞