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❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are❞
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FAV KELS <3 BROOOOOOOO did you just bro-zone me??? i am offended but i'm getting ready to go out what do Y O U want
dumbass brick dick i'm just tryna chat i'm boredddddddddd and nobody wants to smash )):
FAV KELS <3 not even your girlfriend wants to smash wowowoww what an AMAZING relationship #goals i'm sooooooo jealous
dumbass brick dick oh shush i need to show her not i'm not just about 'sex' but like i am ))))):
FAV KELS <3 wow
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dumbass brick dick nooooo stop i cant help it i think with my DICK but anywhooo who are you meeting??
FAV KELS <3 my crush <3 he melts my heart ugh he's LIKE SO CUTE
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me rn
dumbass brick dick noooo stop ur gorg who is this CRUSH spill the beans i probably know them dk if i mentioned but i'm p o p u l a r
FAV KELS <3 yeah 'popular' nooooo i'm joking everyone is gross at our school it's some girl that wanted to meet with me idk why my friends told me people call her 'fatty patty' but she's not fat
dumbass brick dick FATTY PATTY she use to be really fat ngl i was nice to her when and she asked me out bit weird not that's she's weird because she's fat.... or was fat she's pretty now tho
FAV KELS <3 true she is pretty lolll can't believe she acc asked you out bur idk why she wants to see me
dumbass brick dick well my dad is her pageant coach she over all the time she's kind of obsessed with him
FAV KELS <3 maybe she wants to fuck your dad i mean from what i've seen your dads pretty HOT
dumbass brick dick ewwww stop you're suppose to call me hot not my dad how do you even know what my dad looks like??
FAV KELS <3 aw bless i use to do pageants i was there when he got accused of child molesting but ik it's bs bc that girl from china is just plain dumb what's her name?? idk
dumbass brick dick omg dixie i know her i have a secret so shhhhhhh but i may or may not have fucked her mom oops????
FAV KELS <3 bro ew what the fuck is wrong with you while you were dating magnolia ??
dumbass brick dick noooo it was before me and magnolia got back together i've told her we need to stop now tho
FAV KELS <3 you really do think with your dick god that's so gross she's like 65 and she's not even attractive
dumbass brick dick i know i'm dissapointed in myself ):< don't ask it was a DARK TIME in my life
FAV KELS <3 it was probably like last week calm down
dumbass brick dick shhh can i see a selfie before you go? (((((:
FAV KELS <3
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dumbass brick dick i thought you said you had to leave soon.....
FAV KELS <3 i already told patty i was on my way lollllll
dumbass brick dick oh my god
FAV KELS <3 ok leave me alone i have to go now byeeeeeeee qt
