dan: did u hear ariana's album i'm bald god really is a woman
philly: i don't understand anything you just said
dan: ur such a local
philly: a what
dan: honest to god
dan: knock me the fuck out
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
