philly: peter kavinsky is so hot
dan: why are you texting me
philly: because we're watching a movie
philly: but i needed to tell you how hot he is
dan: i'm trying to watch
philly: you're so cute
philly: come closer to me
dan: no
philly: fine i guess i'll just have to come to you
dan: close ur arms
philly: no cuddle me
dan: why should i
philly: well for one you keeping stealing the popcorn bowl and the blanket
dan: fine but only because i don't want to eat all of the popcorn by myself
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
