my person: let's peg
dan: absolutely not
my person: why not :(
my person: pls
dan: do u know what pegging is
my person: yes fucking with strap-on
dan: dude i already have a penis
dan: u had it in ur mouth
dan: or do you need a refresher
my person: dude ????????????? who do i look like to u
my person: don't worry DUDE no homo just bc we, two men, had sexual intercourse does NOT mean we are GAY in ANY way completely straight
my person: god GAY men fucking disgust me why would two boys wants to TOUCH EACH OTHER
dan: you're right better go back to may dude buddy bro pal
my person: oh HELL NO
my person: i love penis so much like taking it up the ass and putting in the ass and sucking dick and touching peens god exquisite what are girls sorry
dan: omg are you trying to fuck me right now
my person: i mean........i'm not opposed...........to sex.................with you.....................
my person: i have a singular question that span into other ones okay baby
dan: yes sir what is it
my person: so you're the first guy i've been with
my person: like ever
my person: and is it like
my person: so you know how i topped (??????) like put it in ur ass
dan: yes.........
my person: do i have to do that every time like with a girl
dan: well no not if you don't want to
dan: it's called being a switch
dan: there's also versatile where you can be both dominant and submissive and top and bottom
my person: i've only been with one (1) girl and that's it and i haven't rlly looked into anything so idk how it all works
my person: except the part we already did i'm good at it
dan: we can try more than that
dan: only if you want to
dan: we can explore together
my person: just call me dora
dan: i felt the instant regret
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
