philly: why'd you run away???
dan: because this isn't fair
philly: what do you mean
dan: nevermind
philly: stop doing that and tell me what's wrong so i can fix it
dan: if you weren't so oblivious you would know what's wrong
philly: i know you don't like may but i can't break up with her because she doesn't like you, she was here first
dan: you really don't get it
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
