dan: hey ur too good for ur girlfriend she's cancelled
philly: excuse me
dan: she gave me a bloody nose
dan: so
philly: what???
dan: yeah i'm in the nurses office lol
philly: i'm so sorry
philly: i'll talk to her
dan: you don't have to i'm used to it
dan: she can choke tho
philly: what the fuck
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
