dan: i don't understand why you stay with her
philly: leave me alone dan
dan: is everything alright
philly: i'll never love you, get that through your head
dan: what? phil
philly: i'm may's not yours
dan: i don't understand
philly: i get that you have your little crush on me but i would appreciate if you could leave me alone i'm happy with may
dan: don't do that
philly: everything was fine until you came along and ruined it
dan: i didn't do anything
philly: i don't want to talk to you
dan: phil please
philly: leave us alone or i'll tell everyone you're trying to steal people's boyfriends
dan: stop
philly: quit talking to me or i'll block you
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
